1. Before I get started on the rest of my little list I’d like to point something out. If the picture in #2 equates in your mind to a “terrorist attack” please turn off your computer, go over to the nearest wall and smack your head against it repeatedly until you have knocked some sense into your goofy paranoid ass.

2. I think he’s actually kinda cute:

3. Anyone reading this who found #1 to be true for them should probably avoid this website. And staying away from this one may be a good idea as well…don’t need to have a mini-panic attack now.

4. I’m sorry I’ll stop, but sometimes the sheer stupidity of folks just makes me want to make fun of them forever.

5. Tonight The Hotness and I are headed off to see comedian Monty Hoffman at the Laff’s Comedy Club! I’m excited because I’ve never been to a comedy club…hope it doesn’t suck!

6. I have discovered a sewing protégé who is doing something really, really cool (and he’s cute to boot…yes HE)! Hustle your asses back here tomorrow to find out who it is and how you can score some of his loot (I’m totally ordering from him as are the rest of the cool kids)!

7. OH MY GAWD! The Hotness became a grandpa again yesterday (and once again I’m the worlds youngest step-grandma)! Missy had her little baby boy at 2:30pm! Weighing in at a whopping 7 pounds 5 oz. and 19 inches long I’d like to introduce the internet to Baby Esteves!

8. Obligatory Squishy Baby Picture:

9. This weekend we’re getting a pool table! But we won’t be getting sticks with it and there are no sticks in our possession. Any ideas what we could use till get get sticks? I’m thinking broom handles…

10. I really should get the hell outta here and jump in the shower. I have to leave in like 15 minutes…it’s hard coming up with this shit under all this pressure *chuckle*

11. I’m left handed, are you?

12. I’m thinking about pink streaks in my hair. Yes? No? I’m indecisive about the whole deal.

13. It’d be wicked nice if it could be Friday already.

1. I’ve got 7 days left to launch a site that should really take another 15 days to finish. Me stress? HA!

2. Remember how last week I told y’all about my cousin flying in from the east coast? We had a blast! A day trip down to Tombstone was just what the doctor ordred

3. See (fyi: click the picture for a larger view):

The Hotness, Bug, Friend #1, Friend #2, My Cousin, Friend #3, Dad

4. Isn’t The Hotness…well, hot??

5. Yesterday was Beer Can Appreciation Day, I hope your beer cans felt nice n’ appreciated!

6. It snowed here in Tucson on Sunday night! Real, live snow! Thankfully it was all gone by Monday mid-morning. I like snow but not that much.

7. My dumb ass was out playing in it at night wearing flipflops pj’s and a jacket.

8. See - me standing in snow being very shiny:

9. We’re still waiting for Missy to have her baby. Keep your fingers crossed the little guy comes out soon!

10. I can’t wait till Valentines day rolls around…I hope I get a box of chocolates or a rose from my sweetie *hint hint* (or any other kick-ass people who want to spoil me for that matter)

11. I abhor having to shave my legs…such a pain in the ass.

12. I’m soooo addicted to sunflower seeds right now.

13. I really really reallllly want a new cell phone. Really.

1. I’d like to thank every single person that de-lurked last week! Each of you have awesome blogs and I’m totally stoked to have met you!

2. My cousin has flown all the way from the East Coast to my neck of the woods and we’re going to do some good ol’ fashioned Arizona-y tourist shit this weekend! I’m really excited

3. Loki loves to sit on my shoulder or wrapped around my neck. I don’t know why but if I’m in this office chair you can bet she’s chillin’ parrot style with me.

4. See:

5. No idea why but my left eye will not stop watering at all…very annoying and it’s not allergies.

6. I am a “To-Do List” whore. If I can make a list about it you can bet your sweet booty I’ll have one whipped up in no time. I’ve actually caught myself making lists of the lists I have.

7. Random people who walk up to me in public and strike up a conversation are awesome.

8. Unless they are crack heads.

9. I made my invitations for the PartyLite party today…they are the most fantastic things on the planet. If you’re lucky you just might get one in the mail

10. The Hotness’s daughter Missy is getting ready to have a wee lil’ baby! I’m wicked excited about this…unless it cries a lot. Then I’ll just hide.

11. I’ve come to the conclusion that tax time sucks balls. Anyone who would like to jump on the wagon and help me sort out the books will get not just one — but two peanut butter cookies in return!

12. Tomorrow I will pay all the bills on my desk. That will leave me with about $17.00 until more checks come in. Feel free to send me money if you have any extra

13. Would someone please tell me what the big fucking deal is about the iPhone? They could put the letter “i” in front of ANYTHING and people would lay out serious cash to be hip. iAvocado. iDisinfectant Spray. iDouche-bag.

1. I can’t eat with chopsticks. It’s not a pretty sight and can be quite dangerous.

2. I love to write down neat phrases I hear from others.

3. Some of the neat phrases I heard today are “Bumblefuck Nowhere”, “On the pout” and “CostaFreakinRican”.

4. Right now I’m in the middle of a great new project!!

5. I’ll give you a hint. It involves myself, my buddy Danger and eBay Auction templates

6. Right now there’s an asston of loan officers that need to pay us for our appraisal work.

7. I sure could use the 10 grand that’s owed to us.

8. I’m REALLY hatin’ loan officers right now.

9. Our across-the-street-neighbors are putting in a block wall in their backyard. There are huge piles of dirt for the cement mix in their driveway and in the street.

10. One moron has already driven their car smack into one of the piles. I’m leaving the blinds open so I can watch this clusterfuck escalate throughout the day

11. I’m in a pissy-ass mood today. It’s only like noon and I’m craving a beer like mad.

12. I feel like throwing a full blown temper tantrum while I’m doing collection calls. I sometimes wonder if it would help get us paid faster if I wigged out on folks instead of being so nice all the time.

13. Oh, don’t forget it’s de-lurking week…so you know the drill. Go forth and de lurk!