Well here’s a good one for ya, Mexico is gonna legalize “small amounts of drugs for personal use” (we’re talkin more than just weed folks…can you say heroin, LSD and ecstasy?). All their gov’t. needs now is El Presidente Fox’s signature on the bill. His offices are saying he’s going to give it the thumbs up. They say this is so their law enforcement can focus on busting the “big guys”. I’m still trying to figure out how legalizing it is going to be any help…I figure just keep it illegal and switch focus onto the big guys…I just can’t seem get the big picture into focus though.

Isn’t that cute? Mexico is now going to make it OK for drug addicts to continue their abuse without any prevention or reprimand– just a hop skip and a jump away from our unsecured borders where *gasp* Americans (and American children) can freely come and go. I smell a time-bomb just waiting to explode here.

Guess what the White House has to say?

“The Bush administration had no immediate reaction.”

Instead we’ll get a delayed reaction that will only make matters worse as seems to be the m.o. for the folks up there in Warshintin’. They are all probably too busy sitting in the Oval Office reading “My Pet Goat” or figuring out new ways to invade more countries in the name of “fighting terror”. Never mind the inconsequential detail that now, not only will we have illegal aliens flooding into our country as before, but they are able to get blown, high, tweaked, stoned or tripped out of their minds before comin’ on over here and it’s A-OK with their gov’t. *sigh*

What country is left that doesn’t suck ass and isn’t a terrorist threat to Bush?
I’d like to go there now please.

I don’t want to insult anyone’s intelligence here so please if you already knew this stuff just go on about your evening as you had planned. I’m a lil’ PMS-y.

Ahem.

IF YOU ARE DRIVING SLOW, KEEP YOUR FUCKING VEHICLE IN THE RIGHT LANE!!

THAT’S WHAT THIS FUCKING SIGN IS ALL ABOUT:

If you are speaking Spanish to me and I’m saying “NO COMPRENDO” raising your voice will not make me understand you!

ALL I HEAR IS REALLY LOUD SPANISH I STILL DON’T COMPRENDO.
LEARN FUCKING ENGLISH.

Ahem.

Do NOT try to impress or stump me with what you believe to be a witty blonde joke. I’ve heard them ALL. And here’s a little fact you stupid fat fucker….my IQ is higher than your body weight. I’m not amused.

Ahem.

Well I feel better now! Have a great weekend y’all!

Not to get all political and shit but I read this last night (go read it…I’ll wait).

After getting over the initial shock and anger of the situation I realized that for all the money we are pumping into our little “war on terror” we still have terrorists here at home that are preying on children. How much money are we spending on stopping those sick fucks El Presidente?? Surely not billions of dollars. Methinks we’ve forgotten the battles we have yet to win here at home and are too damn busy fucking with other peoples shit and trying to tell them how to live.

Ironic twist? He WORKS for fucking Homeland Security. I’m beyond disgusted.

In high school my best friend –who we shall call Tracie for all intensive purposes– had an eating disorder. She suffered from Anorexia Nervosa. More commonly known as just ‘Anorexia’. At first it wasn’t apparent that she had a problem but over time her weight loss became quite alarming. It got to the point where her parents didn’t know what else to do, they couldn’t afford therapy or rehab and the school counselors didn’t offer much help, just random pamphlets and stupid “meal diaries” that she was supposed to fill out.

Every day at lunch she and I got into yelling matches because I wanted her to eat and she didn’t want to. Some days I’d win and she’d choke down a couple bites–bitching the whole time. Other days I’d loose and she’d sit there in the passenger seat with a satisfied grin on her face–she escaped the dreaded meal once more.

It was a very rough time. Many days she couldn’t walk in a straight line–her body disoriented from lack of nutrition. I tried to reason with her but she was convinced she was fat. Her disorder almost killed her. I was so incredibly hurt inside for her and her family. I cried like a baby because my best friend was killing herself slowly before my very eyes. The good news is, after almost a year of serious knock down drag out fighting she realized everyone loved her for who she was not what she looked like and slowly she started to heal.

Understandably this disorder holds a bit of a sore spot in my heart as I’ve seen it in action and how it totally destroys a person. Which brings me to the part where eating disorders have made a full-scale leap into my own life.

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So I had a great post to make. It was thought provoking, intelligent, interesting and entertaining. But I didn’t get to the keyboard fast enough and I have totally lost my train of thought…so ya’ll are out of luck on hearing anything amazing this time around ;o)

One thing I want to talk briefly about is women who have zero confidence in themselves. Women who don’t even try to be self sufficient because they need constant validation from others or have some sort of “emotional hangup”. I want to send this message out to the whole lot of ‘em:

Fucking grow up already. Everyone was born bleeding red and shitting brown. The way you act makes the rest of the female race want to choke you with tie-wire. If after trying, you find that you can’t figure out how to take care of yourself please get up from your computer, walk outside, find the nearest cliff and commence to throw yourself over it (bonus points if you hit every rock/tree/bush on the way down). Self sufficiency is the first step in getting people to take you seriously which if I’m understanding you right is what you’re going for anyway.

I’ve had people try to tell me that “it’s just the way they are” and “they can’t help themselves”….bullshit. Not to sound all hippy but behavior can be altered, character can be molded and re-molded if the need calls for it. I don’t find women of this nature cute or amusing, it’s not funny at all. In fact I find it flat out pathetic.

Ahhh, that all said I’m off to do something Columbus-like in celebration of the man that wasn’t really the first to discover America…but who’s keeping track right? Hasta!

For the love of god…

The Family Guy is blurring out the ass of one of it’s characters because they don’t want to piss off anyone.

Lemme just say, who ever is able to get angry over seeing a cartoon ass needs to get a life, and probably laid for that matter.I love TFG and yeah sure it’s got adult content but ya know what? I’m an adult….big girl…earned her balls and had them bronzed.I think it’s total shit that a bunch of yuppie prudes at the FCC can hold this much sway over what I’m allowed to see (or not see in this case).

If I want to see a cartoon characters ass then just leave it alone. The FCC has the whole entertainment world pussy-footin around scared they’ll get slapped with fines for showing pixeled ass cheeks and whatnots…When the whole Eminem thing happend I’ve got to say that I was immensley irritated over it. Let these people do and say what they want…if someone has a problem with it then they can get off their ass and turn off the tv/cd player/etc.

Get a sense of humor ya’ll…I need a beer…hell the whole world needs a beer…Terri Clark said she’d buy the first round…meet me at 10 guys…time to just relax…*rolls eyes*

And in Related News:

Last night while chatting on IM a couple of my friends were sharing links to diffrent Beanie Babies that were being auctioned on ebay. Now, if any of you know me well I was totally bored out of my mind.

So, I start searching for ‘69 Camaros as the little stuffed animals only held my attention for a second. Two pristine beauties caught my eye…one of the 34 indy pace car convertibles with big blocks…totally restored, the other a nice metallic blue number…I was in heaven!

I decided to show them what I had found. And one of them says in a rather condesending way:
“Who the hell would pay $75,000 for that? And it’s a 1969, so old.”

Oh holy shit.

Instead of going into a detalied and rather long explination of why the car was worth so much, old aside…I just simply replied: “A girl can dream can’t she?”

I have found very few women who share my fascination and worship with classics. Hell a perfect sat. night is heading down to the amature drags…listening to the growls of 454’s…seeing gleaming bodies fly down the strip…watching kids who put their heart and soul into a junkyard find hit 9’s and come out of the pits grinning from ear to ear.

Mabey I’m crazy, but tell ya what…I don’t care. If you’ve ever dragged a car it’s a rush like you’d never believe. So, to all you girls out there that love classic cars as much as I do…thank you for having some sense of mechanical beauty. ;o)

And one more thing before I head off to my first appointment, I’d like to thank *Rachel* for accepting me into the *Bitch Club*, ok off to work.

Later in the day…
Back from work, will tell you all about it later but here’s a hoot for ya:

You come from Heaven. You’re the purest of pure, a
saint. You’re probably an angel sent directly
from Heaven.

Where Did Your Soul Originate?
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