Archive for the 'Pissy' Category

Dear International Email Spammers,

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

If you’re going to bother me with your crap please make sure it’s at least written in English since that’s what I understand.

Oh and I hate you.

Thanks,
Bug

Well Ain’t She a Peach

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

Yaknow what really bugs me (seriously). Is when the day is going a-ok and I’m actually in a pretty good mood then someone comes along spewing negativity out of every fiber of their being…

Totally fucks up the vibe.

The Low Down Dirty Blues

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007

Anyone have a cure for a case of the I’mReadyToScreamMyHeadOffIfThingsDon’tGetBetterSoons?

And Sick-o Was Her Name-o

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

*cough* Uh make sure you have your Clorox wipes with you…just start wiping shit down because I’m contagious as a muthafucker at the moment :(

All weekend I was trying to hold this shit at bay, yesterday it hit and today I can barely move. I’m only upright at the moment so I can finish my coffee and go back to bed.

*cough sneeze hack*

If it gets much worse I may have to have one of you take me out in the back 40 and send me to the Happy Hunting Grounds.

I’m feeling pretty sorry for myself right now…I’m going back to bed.

P.S. When did the Dali Lama get a website?

Somedays…

Saturday, July 21st, 2007

Some days you’re the bug.

Some days you’re the windshield.

Unless you’re me…then you’re always just the bug.

*sigh*