Starting today we’re going to be out of town until Tuesday and I’m not sure how much time I’ll have to post. So, The Hotness and I want to wish each and everyone of you a safe and very Happy *insert what you celebrate here*! I hope y’all get lotsa great goodies

Ok, so it’s officially mental-breakdown break-time for me. I decided while The Hotness was finishing up his cooking for the potluck we have to go to tomorrow *yawn* I was gonna ignore the fact that I have to spend my whole Christmas weekend traveling around Arizona and play me some games online. I got an email from Sears about their site Readysetholiday.com which has a couple neat little games I spent about 3 hours playing the Puzzler and the Snowball Fight (much harder than I thought). Anywhoot, I got 1660 on the snowball fight…if yer up for it and wanna clobber my score then go play and lemme know how ya did

I’m now off to soak in a bath o’ bubbles, see ya tomorrow!

Only two more daaaays people….

Due to some recent experiences with Santa’s elves (that post is coming soon) I just have to share this ass-tacular gem of animated goodness with y’all:

Only a couple more days ’til Christmas…hope you’ve got your stockings stuffed

I’ve gotten quite a few emails now requesting my mailing address for Christmas cards, you can actually find it on my About Page under the Contact section which can be found in the sidebar or by clicking here Thank you to everyone who has sent cards thus far, they are b-e-a-utiful

If you really want to spread some holiday cheer in the bedroom this year you have to check out this hot little number the fine folks at my fave online lingerie shop Yandy sent me!

I can hear someone saying

“Does Yandy really have sexy Christmas lingerie?”

All I gotta say is

“Yes. Yes. They. Do.”

I’ve been kind of bah-humbug about everything until the Missy Claus Crushed Velvet and Plush Set arrived at my door step the other day:

Being the sneaky elf that I am, I turned this review into a surprise early gift for The Hotness and ho-ho-holy hell he was surprised! It’s super cute and actually very comfortable to wear, and it hugs in all the right places. I received the same great service from them that I always do; fast shipping and well sealed packaging so that my Christmas goodies wouldn’t get trashed in the mail.

They have tons of super sexy Christmas themed lingerie. I had a really hard time deciding on just one. So If you’re looking for an extra special way to give your favorite sugar plum a spicy Christmas to remember, go visit their site and pick something out. With all the shipping options they have available they can still get it to you by Christmas if you order soon!

Have yourself a merry little Christmas with Yandy and make this year completely unforgettable

Normally I try to avoid posting “news” articles but this one is such utter bullshit that I can’t help myself. Most of the stuff below is just an off the cuff rant.
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If I have one more rude asshole in the store run into the back of my ankles with their shopping cart and then look at me with a blank stare when I turn around I swear someone is getting a super-sized candy cane shoved where the sun don’t shine.

In other news I have a new Yandy review coming up tomorrow so make sure to c’mon back and visit, it’s super cute! Hope y’all are having a great weekend!