I hope all you daddies are having a great day! We are taking it easy around the house today until the whole fam damily shows up later for a Father’s Day Fajita Fest (oh yeah)! A special bunch of hugs and kisses to my very own Daddy who is without question the best dad in the whole wide world!
P.S. The dumb fuck that started the Monument Fire can suck it. Hard. My father is currently in Pre-Evacuation with Mandatory Evacuation becoming a pretty sure thing by the end of the day. Thanks a lot to the asshole who didn’t understand that “no campfires” means…uh…yaknow…like…NO CAMPFIRES! Adding that asshat to my list of people who will be eating my fist if I ever come within reaching distance of them.
P.P.S. Can the Golf Channel get any louder in this house right now?!?!? The volume is so high on the US Open that I can’t hear myself think – as is apparent by the incoherent manner this post has been put together. Large Tuna is lucky it’s Father’s Day…I’m going nuts.


