“I have to name you in my blog.”
“What?”
“I have to give you a name, yaknow an online one. I don’t use real names on my blog and since you’ll probably be blog fodder for me at some point I have to find something to call you so the people that read my stuff know I’m talking about you. I can’t just call you “the new boyfriend” forever, it’s too long and not really catchy.”
“Um.”
“Seriously, you gotta help me out here…this is really important.”
“Ok, well my friends used to call me ‘Harold T’, would that work?”
“Uh, no, that’s not quite what I’m going for. See my ex was known as ‘The Hotness’ in my writings, it’s gotta be catchy yaknow.”
“Well what about ‘Ferrrari’ since I’m like so exotic and sporty? Or ‘Horse’ ha ha?”
“No, no that won’t work…you’re killin’ me here…this is serious bloggin’ business dude.”
“In college when I was playing baseball they used to call me ‘Kranker’ because of my hitting a lot of home runs…”
“That makes you sound like a drug addict. I can’t have you sounding like that…jesus…my mother reads this thing!”
“What about ‘Frank n’ Beans’?”
“Uh no, why don’t we just put this on the back burner…think about it some more and get back to me would you?”
“Ok. But I still think Frank n’ Beans is pretty funny…”
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So as you can see by the above conversation between the new boyfriend and I the jury is still out on naming naming him…but as soon as we can come up with something that doesn’t make him sound like a 90-year old drug addict, barnyard animal, or a cheap meal you eat because you’re broke before payday I’ll do an intro post so you all can meet him 
