Walk the Line

Or at least get in fu**ing line. I. swear. to. god. Why can’t people fathom getting into a straight line sorted by when you got to the checkout counter? I went to JC Penny’s tonight with mom to do some last minute shopping and you’d think that the whole “line concept” had never been brought to anyone’s attention before. People were just walking up to the cashiers willy-nilly as they pleased and totally cutting off the few of us “line people” who were actually standing in line (!) next to the sign that said “Form Line Here and Wait for the Next Associate”. The lady in front of me might have taken that crap but I sure as hell didn’t when it was my turn. Asshats.