*cough* Uh make sure you have your Clorox wipes with you…just start wiping shit down because I’m contagious as a muthafucker at the moment
All weekend I was trying to hold this shit at bay, yesterday it hit and today I can barely move. I’m only upright at the moment so I can finish my coffee and go back to bed.
*cough sneeze hack*
If it gets much worse I may have to have one of you take me out in the back 40 and send me to the Happy Hunting Grounds.
I’m feeling pretty sorry for myself right now…I’m going back to bed.
P.S. When did the Dali Lama get a website?



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