Hey y’all I’m up in Payson working on my mom’s house and helping her get her stuff ready to move. Thus far I’ve caulked a tub, hung a toilet paper roller, cleaned like a mo’ fo’, and sorted out tons closets and cabinets. I’m like Bob Villa except much hotter and not nearly as hairy! Now if I could just find someone to get all these knots outta my neck I’d be in great shape!

But let’s move on to more important things eh?

One of my kind hearted bloggin’ buddy ANO is doing some serious cash raising for some less than fortunate furry friends! This year she is participating in the Maryland SPCA March for the Animals. This march is really important as it helps fund the many great services the SPCA provides for lost or unwanted pets.

Her goal is $1,000 (that’s a shit-ton of puppy chow folks) and thus far she’s managed to bring in $770 (which is awesome)! If you have a couple of spare buck-a-roos hanging around please please sponsor ANO for the March and let’s push her as close to her goal as possible — every little bit helps. She would really appreciate it and all the critters she’s trying to help would be wicked grateful as well

To visit the online donation page to make your pledge just move your paw…er…mouse over this link right here!

Ok I’m going back to work…happy hump day y’all

P.S. I almost forgot, thank you so much to everyone for your sweet sweet anniversary wishes!

Today The Hotness and I celebrate our two year anniversary! It’s been a pretty wild ride thus far and I can’t wait for all the great future we have ahead.

We’ve got a busy weekend planned filled with family and fun so I just wanted to wish each of you a great weekend and if you’re celebrating, a very happy Easter!

If you’re seeing this then all is well and the move is done!

Hey everyone I’ma be moving AIS onto a new server so for the next 24-72 hours things may be pretty wonky around here. Keep your fingers crossed that everything goes smoothly!!

Things that are really pissing me off to no end today in no particular order:

-Taxes:
It’s ugly this year folks. Really ugly.

-Moochers:
Why do I still feel compelled to help total assholes out knowing I’ll get prolly screwed in the end?

-Our Home Owners ASS-ociation:
Those rat bastards get tons of money out of me every month, have an operating budget of well over half a million dollars and I have to PAY for a fucking key card for the pool? That shit should be included in all these other goddamn fees I’m paying. I can’t wait till we move the fuck outta here otherwise I’d be staging a full scale mutiny complete with a pirate ship and cannon.

-My Schedule:
Ok I ran my ass off at full speed for a few too many weeks now…when will this shit start to balance out?

Anything got your goat today?