Lil’ Miss Pissy Pants

Things that are really pissing me off to no end today in no particular order:

-Taxes:
It’s ugly this year folks. Really ugly.

-Moochers:
Why do I still feel compelled to help total assholes out knowing I’ll get prolly screwed in the end?

-Our Home Owners ASS-ociation:
Those rat bastards get tons of money out of me every month, have an operating budget of well over half a million dollars and I have to PAY for a fucking key card for the pool? That shit should be included in all these other goddamn fees I’m paying. I can’t wait till we move the fuck outta here otherwise I’d be staging a full scale mutiny complete with a pirate ship and cannon.

-My Schedule:
Ok I ran my ass off at full speed for a few too many weeks now…when will this shit start to balance out?

Anything got your goat today?

7 Comments »

  1. The Chad said:

    on April 3, 2007 at 5:25 pm

    Goat? No goat. I will never ever ever belong to a homeowners association. their nothing more than a bunch of assholes who tell you what you can and cant do with your own home.

  2. Amadeus said:

    on April 3, 2007 at 5:55 pm

    Well, as the national president of the Canadian Homeowners Association, I am shocked and dismayed to find the good name of homeowners associations sullied in this manner. In a fit of pique, I’m instructing all Canadian homes under our jurisdiction to charge you double for pool key cards up here!

    Don’t mess with the HA! ;)

  3. LaDonna said:

    on April 3, 2007 at 6:51 pm

    I rented a condo once where the landlord refused to pay for pool keys. The association said I couldn’t pay instead, it had to come from him, so I couldn’t use the pool and it was one of the main reasons I moved there. Jerks. Hate HOAs and will never live anywhere again that has one.

  4. Amy said:

    on April 4, 2007 at 8:33 am

    Thank God we don’t have a homeowners association. I’d lose my mind!

  5. msdramateacherlady said:

    on April 4, 2007 at 4:14 pm

    who doesn’t have my goat today. Let’s put it this way, there are several people who are lucky they still breath!

  6. Mom said:

    on April 5, 2007 at 6:43 am

    What gets my goat?…
    My daughter going on a two-week hiatus; thus, am left relying on the major TV stations for a good stand-up–or sit down –comedian…
    Stupid DSL that doesn’t load faster than dial-up…
    HOAs that won’t allow clotheslines….(tell the Hotness to add that to the must have list)
    BUT WHAT REALLLLLLLLLLLLLY gets my goat…
    Having to work every day…there ought to be a law!

  7. Cash said:

    on April 7, 2007 at 1:05 pm

    A pirate ship??? Can I make my “surrender your booty” joke? I don’t want The Hotness going all nutso. :-)

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