Guess Who’s Back…Back Again

Bug is back, tell a friend…*ahem* sorry ;)

What do you get when you cross a Bug, a two year old, home renovation and a busy real estate appraisal office?

A girl who doesn’t have time to wipe her own ass!

Yeah, I’ve been gone for like 2 weeks but honest to pete I’ve been REALLY busy. I can’t even believe that I was gone for this long to tell ya the truth…but I’m back now and have tons of catching up to do :) I’ll try to keep this shit short because I know y’all have other things to do than sit here and listen to a play by play of the last two weeks ;)

First, I caught no fish…nada…zip…ziltch. Guess it would have helped if I was like actually throwing a line in the water for them but that’s just not my style. I was more interested in just laying the boat and not doing a damn thing. The good news is I did manage to catch a decent tan which is better than fish in my book (yes I was wearing sunscreen). If you wanna see the pics from the trip click here :)

Next, I was sent some really kickass authentic Mardi Gras beads straight from NOLA by my buddy and fellow blogger John :) How freakin’ cool is that?!?! Thank you so much hun I love love l-o-v-e them!!

Beaded Bug

Also, we had the grandbaby over for about 4 days…people…Crayola finger paint fucking stains cement. I thought having her paint outside would be a good idea to avoid a mess. But now my back patio looks like a Smurf randomly spooged all over it. I’m pretty pissed about that. Maybe I’ll just paint the whole damn thing and pretend like we enjoy having a blue porch. Meh. The good news is while she was here we went to the circus, check out the freakin’ best part of it all:

Buggy the Clown

HOW HOT AM I?!?!?!

I’ve been wearing this damn thing everywhere *chuckle* I <3 my new nose!!

Ok so that isn’t everything that happened but it should give you a pretty good idea of what all’s been going with me lately. Now, go on, shoo, I have tons blog reading to catch up on ;)

10 Comments »

  1. Wende said:

    on April 1, 2007 at 9:49 pm

    I’m glad you’re back! I have to say, you using the word “grandbaby” always gets me. :D

    And, damn girl, you rock that red nose!

  2. Amadeus said:

    on April 2, 2007 at 7:05 am

    While the nose does enhance your natural charm, I feel that the addition of the over sized clown shoes would complete your journey to a fantastic new persona!

    Welcome back!

  3. RisibleGirl said:

    on April 2, 2007 at 7:06 am

    That’s the nice thing about reading thru bloglines. You don’t stalk someone’s blog every day until they come back. :)

    The nose? Could use a little powder. Much too shiney.

  4. Caryn said:

    on April 2, 2007 at 7:23 am

    Welcome back! Love the nose. :)

  5. msdramateacherlady said:

    on April 2, 2007 at 7:55 am

    Welcome back! Too bad about the paint, although I think a blue patio would be cool! I used to let my niece paint with water on my patio, she liked it and there wasn’t any mess to clean up.

  6. Amy said:

    on April 2, 2007 at 9:27 am

    You know… these random anti-spam words are sorta like fortune cookies. Only more vulgar which makes them better.

    See, I guess that’s why fingerpaints are specifically FOR grandparents houses.

    I don’t DO fingerpaints around here. At. All.

  7. Rebel said:

    on April 2, 2007 at 10:26 am

    I was wondering if you were still out there :)

  8. Mr. Fabulous said:

    on April 2, 2007 at 2:58 pm

    Nice nose job!

  9. John said:

    on April 2, 2007 at 10:29 pm

    Glad to see you’re back. Glad the beads got there. Sounds like you had some fun. The nose becomes you.

  10. Canopenner said:

    on April 3, 2007 at 6:22 am

    I dontlike catching fish either. Seems mean to me.

    You do look good in a red nose. But then again I always had a thing for wc feilds.

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