I Keep Losing Shit

Dear My Glasses-

Hi there, I’m not sure where you are or why you left but whenever you finish with what you’re doing could you please report back to my face? I can’t see and pressing my nose up against the screen to see what I’m doing isn’t very comfortable. Oh and also, if you happen to see my mind would you please bring that back with you too?

Thanks,
Bug

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  1. I am right HERE!

    I take it you lost your spectacles?

  2. Since you abandoned me on the top of your head, I’ve become quite lonely.

  3. Oh I hate it when I misplace my eyeglasses! I’m too blind to find them! LOL

    Hope yours turn up soon!

    Best wishes for a beautiful (and visible) day!

  4. You should start putting tattoos to start remembering like that guy in Memento.

  5. Oh honey, you’re WAY too young to be starting this.

    WAY too young.

  6. You know what causes this don’t you? It’s being hooked up with an older guy. You won’t believe this… MY BACK went out yesterday.

    You know who I’m blaming don’t you?

  7. My glasses have been hiding from me a lot lately, too. Hope yours come back soon.

  8. Sigh……….

  9. Have you ever looked for your glasses & you were wearing them? I think that’s why they have those stringy things that go around your neck…yeah, you need to start wearing one of those! I hope you found them.

    ps…is it fucking hot out there? we’re boiling!

  10. When you find them see if mine have been hanging out with them, also, maybe a few socks have been partying with the glasses!

  11. Looks like i am not alone in this! I think you know, they should come up with a device which you can use to beep your glasses… But who knows, i may displace even that device…

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