Thursday Thirteen # *gasp* 13!

1. Before I get started on the rest of my little list I’d like to point something out. If the picture in #2 equates in your mind to a “terrorist attack” please turn off your computer, go over to the nearest wall and smack your head against it repeatedly until you have knocked some sense into your goofy paranoid ass.

2. I think he’s actually kinda cute:

3. Anyone reading this who found #1 to be true for them should probably avoid this website. And staying away from this one may be a good idea as well…don’t need to have a mini-panic attack now.

4. I’m sorry I’ll stop, but sometimes the sheer stupidity of folks just makes me want to make fun of them forever.

5. Tonight The Hotness and I are headed off to see comedian Monty Hoffman at the Laff’s Comedy Club! I’m excited because I’ve never been to a comedy club…hope it doesn’t suck!

6. I have discovered a sewing protégé who is doing something really, really cool (and he’s cute to boot…yes HE)! Hustle your asses back here tomorrow to find out who it is and how you can score some of his loot (I’m totally ordering from him as are the rest of the cool kids)!

7. OH MY GAWD! The Hotness became a grandpa again yesterday (and once again I’m the worlds youngest step-grandma)! Missy had her little baby boy at 2:30pm! Weighing in at a whopping 7 pounds 5 oz. and 19 inches long I’d like to introduce the internet to Baby Esteves!

8. Obligatory Squishy Baby Picture:

9. This weekend we’re getting a pool table! But we won’t be getting sticks with it and there are no sticks in our possession. Any ideas what we could use till get get sticks? I’m thinking broom handles…

10. I really should get the hell outta here and jump in the shower. I have to leave in like 15 minutes…it’s hard coming up with this shit under all this pressure *chuckle*

11. I’m left handed, are you?

12. I’m thinking about pink streaks in my hair. Yes? No? I’m indecisive about the whole deal.

13. It’d be wicked nice if it could be Friday already.