Sick Fat Tuesday

February 20, 2007 in Holiday Madness | 9 comments

I feel like shit that’s been spread on burnt toast that landed upside down on the carpet then stepped on by the 300lb. neighbor’s kid who always seems to come over and play right before dinner.

(and I have a sneaking suspicion of who’s significant other gave me this crud…that sonofabitch)

And now that we have that out of the way I want to wish each of you a very safe and happy Mardi Gras! Remeber, don’t drink too much and someone please bring me back some beads? I’m going back to bed to cry like a little baby and blow boogers all over the place.

Photo by keyseeker

  1. absent.canadian on February 20, 2007 at 9:33 am

    Yeah, I’m in bed with the flu too. Sucks to be us.

  2. vern on February 20, 2007 at 11:00 am

    I’d be happy to give you some beads. I just came back from N.O. a week ago. Go every Feb.

    Only problem is, you never call me when you’re in Phoenix…

    Now, to be fair, I didn’t call you last time I was down south. But in my defense, I didn’t know you yet.

    Technically, I still don’t know you, but you know what I mean.

    At any rate, I’ve got TONS of beads. There were about 15 parades that ran right past my hotel!

    Guess you’ll HAVE to come see me now!

  3. Amy on February 20, 2007 at 2:25 pm

    He is a sonofabitch, isn’t he? Pfft. Men suck.

    Hope you feel better Bug!!!!! Take care, drink lots of hot tea, and make sure The Hotness tends to your every need, desire, and whim… otherwise, I may have to have a box of lab rats sent to Arizona.

  4. Amy on February 20, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    hee hee, I love it when my word in the box is “fuck”

    BTW, guess what the sonofabitch did to me? He made chile verde this weekend and I had it for lunch today and NOW… my stomach is all upset. *bastard*

  5. John on February 20, 2007 at 3:13 pm

    I got a bunch of beads for you. I catch them every year and than don’t know what to do with them.

  6. J David on February 21, 2007 at 12:52 am

    Ok, so two things to say:

    1. I probably was the fat kid that stepped on your metaphorical toast.

    2. The first time I read your post, I saw bloggers instead of boogers. Needless to say, I was shocked and intrigued. Enough said.

  7. vern on February 21, 2007 at 10:32 am

    Just wanted some clarification here;
    how much is TOO much?

  8. jane on February 21, 2007 at 5:44 pm

    Blow boogers? No, you di’int! The only good thing about reading that is I haven’t had my top ramen YET.

    Hey, I hope you feel better soon.

  9. tj on February 21, 2007 at 7:50 pm

    EWW – That’s the best descripto I’ve read yet. Hope you feel better!

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