Dear Bitchy Women-

February 27, 2007 in Pissy | 9 comments

I’m really not up for your shit anymore. Please adjust the hair in your ass, take some damn Midol, and shut the fuck up already. Your behavior doesn’t impress me, make me fear you, or cause me to think you’re super cool. It just makes me think you’re a big fat douche-bag. I don’t have time for people that act like you because I happen to have a life.

Please Remember o’ Bitchy Women:
-I don’t owe you anything.
-I don’t give a shit what you have, what you’ve done, or who you know.
-I don’t care how much better you THINK you are.

If I treated you like you treat me I can guaran-fuckin-tee that you’d just be oh so shocked and god knows it’d hurt your little feelers. Thank god I have respect for even the baggiest of hags.

So, do me a favor and just bother someone else with your dumb ass behavior.

kthxbai.

P.S. All you ladies who’ve shown me respect I’d like to thank you veeeeery muchness, I appreciate the fact that you’ve chosen to be adults :)

  1. The Artist on February 27, 2007 at 10:41 pm

    Oh dear, a lot of feeling in that post, best wishes, The Artist

  2. Marti on February 28, 2007 at 7:21 am

    You really shouldn’t keep your feelings locked up inside you – it isn’t healthy. Tell us how you really feel – LOL

    Nice to see you again – I finally have a day at home to catch up with friends!

  3. Amadeus on February 28, 2007 at 7:22 am

    Well, although I’m not a bitchy woman, I’m also not a woman who’s shown you any kindness. It’s the woman part that’s holding me back. I’ll see what I can do.

    Hope the day looks better, and remember – only the thoughts and opinions of those YOU consider important to you should matter.

    Of course, i mainly subscribe to that theory so I don’t have to consider anyone’s opinions important. :)

  4. Phelan on February 28, 2007 at 7:25 am

    ditto what the artist said.

  5. Margaret on February 28, 2007 at 11:33 am

    Oh dear. Let it out, let it all out. I am a bitchy woman but I expect the same from others so it’s ok. You won’t hurt my feelings. And I’m usually only bitchy to complete fucking IDIOTS. So I think you’re safe.

    Hope today is better.

  6. Tara on February 28, 2007 at 12:12 pm

    Damn those hags straight to hell even :)

  7. Lindsey on February 28, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    Amen!

    (Remind me not to cross you :-P )

  8. Binary Blonde on February 28, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    Bah. Don’t let them get to you. Tell them to shove their broomsticks up their asses and go on your zippy-dee-do-da way. :-)

    Just remember not to focus on all the bitches out there, it just gives them power that they don’t deserve.

    Love ya!

    PS – I love that I got “Yahoo!” as my security word, ’cause that’s how I’m feeling right now.

  9. RisibleGirl on March 2, 2007 at 11:46 am

    Thankful that nobody can ever accuse me of being bitchy. I’d like to try it some time though! ;)

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