After my little vent yesterday I’m actually feeling much better. It’s nice to just get stuff out of your head every once in awhile. And now that that is outta the way we can move on to much more important things *smooths hair and straightens dress*

Whilst surfing the webs a couple days ago I crash landed at the Seventh Generation’s tampon charity website called TamPontification. Now all you boys reading this stay right where you are and don’t you go running off because this is important and you shouldn’t be scared of a little ol’ word like tampon. Just take a deep breath and hear me out

So, these great people have a program set up on their website where you can make a free virtual donation of a pack of organic cotton tampons or chlorine-free pads to a women’s shelter in the state you choose! Click here to go to the donation area, it’s two steps and only takes a second of your time to make a donation or two, or ten…and lord knows it ain’t costin’ ya a dime!

I really wanna spread the word on this not just because it’s a nice thing to do but also because of my past experiences with shelters. When I was about 6 years old my parents divorced and it was a rather ugly ordeal. To make a long story wicked short my mother had to take my younger brother and I into a women’s shelter in order to keep us and her safe. The shelter we stayed in was a true lifesaver and I don’t think any one of us will ever forget the help they provided our family.

To this day my mom champions for women’s shelters in her town and hosts an annual drive for personal care items for the women in the shelters. I don’t have the connections or the networking to pull off such a big project (yet) but I can post this link to hopefully get some women’s shelters around the country some free tampons.

And on a more humorous note regarding tampons I also found the Tampon Crafts. I don’t know if I’d actually want to make anything from this site but the pictures are pretty funny

Have a great day y’all!

I’m really not up for your shit anymore. Please adjust the hair in your ass, take some damn Midol, and shut the fuck up already. Your behavior doesn’t impress me, make me fear you, or cause me to think you’re super cool. It just makes me think you’re a big fat douche-bag. I don’t have time for people that act like you because I happen to have a life.

Please Remember o’ Bitchy Women:
-I don’t owe you anything.
-I don’t give a shit what you have, what you’ve done, or who you know.
-I don’t care how much better you THINK you are.

If I treated you like you treat me I can guaran-fuckin-tee that you’d just be oh so shocked and god knows it’d hurt your little feelers. Thank god I have respect for even the baggiest of hags.

So, do me a favor and just bother someone else with your dumb ass behavior.

kthxbai.

P.S. All you ladies who’ve shown me respect I’d like to thank you veeeeery muchness, I appreciate the fact that you’ve chosen to be adults

I find myself starting to feel just a little depressed and I just can’t put my finger on it as to why. But, I do apologize about the spazzy posting lately but I just don’t really know what to talk about. Or rather I do know what to talk about but I can’t get it all down in a comprehensible fashion.

In other news…did you Hoodie-Hoo?

Well I guess Thursday Thirteen is being retired? I have no idea what’s going on so without further adeu:

1. I’m starting to slowly feel better…the boogers are retreating thank my lucky stars.

2. Anyone who seriously is sending me some beads here’s my mailing address:
(Vern- I’ll get my ass up to visit you soon I promise )

Bug
P.O. Box 1587
Hereford, AZ 85615

3. We did a training class on fire safety a couple weeks ago and I was pretty shocked to find out how many people don’t have the slightest idea on the workings of a fire extinguisher. How To Use A Fire Extinguisher — read it! (the site you’re going to for that article is mine so I’m not making any $$ in case you’re wondering…but you should add it to your blog roll! *chuckle* )

4. Ever wonder what I’d look like if I was hatching from an egg?

5. Now you know:

6. We went to the casino last night with $40, we came back from the casino with $60 I r a winnar! *chuckle*

7. Do any of you happen to be accountants? Or, even better do any of you happen to live in the state of North Carolina and know a good accountant? I have a stupid tax question that needs a stupid tax answer.

8. I’ve fallen back in love with Wienerschnitzel, there’s nothing better than a chili cheese burger and a large coke to make a day seem a-ok. And I think Jesus had a hand in making Tastee Freeze…just sayin’…

9. I can’t remember if I told y’all but I got my bag bag from Georges!! It’s awesome and hold my bags like a good bag bag should Thank you Georges! And if you haven’t gone and checked out the Bag Bag for a Cause click here and get one now! They make excellent housewarming gifts

10. I’m supposed to be leaving for a meeting in 30 minutes and I’m not even dressed yet. To tell the truth the fact that I’m sitting here blogging says worlds about my priorities in life.

11. I can’t wait for Blogathon to start again…so much fun!

12. Why is it that the last three things on this list are always so damn hard to come up with?

13. Ok I’m spent…you kids have a fab-tab sort of day and I’ll see ya tomorrow *muwah*

I feel like shit that’s been spread on burnt toast that landed upside down on the carpet then stepped on by the 300lb. neighbor’s kid who always seems to come over and play right before dinner.

(and I have a sneaking suspicion of who’s significant other gave me this crud…that sonofabitch)

And now that we have that out of the way I want to wish each of you a very safe and happy Mardi Gras! Remeber, don’t drink too much and someone please bring me back some beads? I’m going back to bed to cry like a little baby and blow boogers all over the place.