Or hung over — whichever makes more sense to ya. It’s way to early for me to be awake considering the night I just had but the madness of fixing shit has to continue on to today. I’ve spent four straight days now working on the damn server. Today should be the last of it…I hope.

Hpnotiq x 7 + Bug = Headache < ---Math equations not taught in schools.

Has anyone else used their high school algebra in “real life”? I’m still waiting to use mine…then again I got a D in that class so when I do use it it won’t be very good. Just a random thought. Anywhoot, I’m still alive and kickin’ and hopefully I’ll be back in the swing of things soon but I thought I’d drop in and say howdy-doo!

Ok back to work….

I am currently working on the server this blog is housed on. Things may be wonky or not work. If you find that things are busted then check back tomorrow and hopefully by then I will have finished fixing the mess made by whatever worthless cocksucker decided it would be a good idea to piss in my cheerios.

Thx.

You guys today has sucked so bad it’s not even funny. This morning my mom went into the ER because she had really severe chest pains…luckily it wasn’t a heart attack. After all the testing that was done the doc thinks it was caused by stress. She’s home now and resting, they put her on some meds…keep her in your thoughts wouldja? She needs good ju-ju sent her way.

I ended up with a migraine slamming my ass to the floor early in the day and I’m just flat out miserable still. No amount of drugs are helping and I alternate between crying, wanting to vomit, and wishing for a swift death. I’m still not over it as we speak but I just need to vent. Misery loves company and I’m inviting you all over.

And to put the god damned cherry on the the top my server got hacked this morning and I’ve spent the whole day trying to clean up the mess and lock the muthafucker out. Nothing pisses me off more than having to spend a whole day working on booting someone out of somewhere they weren’t supposed to be in the first place. I seriously want to kick some of these dickless douchebags in the head.

This day can suck a donkey dick. Seriously.

I’ve been told a million times before that I’m just like my father. We both seem like total assholes but we’re really just big squishy teddy bears. This is true (but don’t go spreading it around now *chuckle*), and we’re both not just teddy bears but we’re also bleeding hearts to boot. If we see, hear, or even slightly suspect someone is in trouble or needs something we feel massively obligated to help them out. I literally hurt for them, a deep aching hurt that resides in my chest. I’m talking tears to my eyes hurt. The bleeding heart goes to pumping like mad.

I think Christmas is the worst time for me personally because every time I turn around I’m slapped in the face with a family who’s having a bad-time of it and could do with a little extra cash nudge to get them a decent Christmas they deserve. It hurts me to see people unable to afford presents because all their money goes for paying the heating bill. It hurts me even worse to see a family not even be able to take Christmas into consideration because they don’t even have the money for their regular bills. I’m faced with a massive self-inflicted task of “helping everyone”, because in my mind if I don’t help them then who will?
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My bestest online bud Danger just made me a present! Soooooo cute! I think I’ma have her hang out as my picture in the sidebar for Christmas deco around here. Lookie:

Thank you love!! *hugs*

P.S. - Today kicked so much ass btw…I won movie tickets from a radio station by playing a couple hands of BlackJack. The Hotness and I are off to see Babel this week…anyone else seen it yet? Is it good?

So, the mad rush of holiday shopping has begun here at Casa de la Bug. In years past this usually means I put on combat boots, paint black lines on my face with grease, take a second mortgage out on my house and shove a stun gun in my pocket. I don’t know about where you are — but here in Tucson the shoppers can get down and dirty so you have to be prepared for battle.

This year I finally decided that instead of going out to the stores I’d stay my happy ass home and shop online for everything I needed. This has worked out purrrfectly and now I snicker at the parking lots full of crazy people as I drive by them in my blissed out state.

I found out that my new online plan also has it’s advantages because almost every store has coupons or discount codes that I’ve been able to save tons of money with. Some of the codes I got were from direct mail promos, but I did some online research and found a great site full of online coupons called Coupon Chief!.

For instance, I found American Eagle Outfitters coupon codes and saved 15% on my order plus free shipping. *checks brothers new girlfriend off the list* And I did it all while sitting in my pj’s at home! The Hotness loves it because he’s Jewish and the less of out money I spend the better. God bless the internet! Guess I won’t need the second mortgage or the war paint this year…ah well.

So, now I wanna know…

Are you going shopping or staying home and doing the ‘net thing this year?