Just Wondering…
I think my sinuses are telling me to go fuck myself because I feel like crap and I’m all boogery. Just thought you might like to know 
Got the kitty sleepin’ on my lap while I work, it’s hard to type well with a kitten around…ah well.
Oh, this popped into my head the other day and I was wondering if any of you could shed some light on it for me:
We all know that Mr. Claus has a first name…Santa.
But what the hell is Mrs. Claus’s first name?
P.S. I’m pulling the BE renter code out of my sidebar until their code stops sucking ass and killing my load time. I’ll just pick my own fave sites…to hell with the credits.
P.P.S. I’ve changed my mind about what’s going in Rm #813. I’ma put the teddy bear thing in there until after Christmas because it’s a good cause and kids deserve to have a happy fucking Christmas too. Which reminds me, go donate a damn bear if you haven’t already, I did and it felt great! In fact, I’m so much cooler now because I sent not just one bear but like 6 stuffed animals. You should send a bear so you can be cool like me 
P.P.P.S. Kitten farts are fucking rank! I’m dying over here. Is it ok to Febreeze a cat in the butt?
Ok I’m done. Happy Monday.
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Amy said:
on November 27, 2006 at 11:31 am
Congrats on the new kitty!!!! I swear, I am SO envious right now. You get a little, cuddly, sweetheart and I inherit the cat from hell who still wants to kill me.
BTW, at the risk of sounding like a COMPLETE dumbass… I had NO Idea that the BE code was lagging things up… I’m wondering now if that is the issue with my blog occasionally?
The Chad said:
on November 27, 2006 at 2:01 pm
I gave up the be renter crap awhile ago. I started doing the same thing, picking a favorite random site.
Debi said:
on November 27, 2006 at 2:50 pm
I feel like “crap in a chair” today too. I think I have a yucky cold though.
I think maybe the fabreeze may be a bit much…lemme know how it goes.
stephanie said:
on November 27, 2006 at 2:55 pm
Mrs Claus - A quick bio:
Name: Jessica Mary Claus
aka ‘Mrs Claus’, ‘Goody’, ‘Jessica’, ‘Ma’,
‘Maya’, ‘Matha’, ‘Doloe’, ‘Dolores’
Birthdate: Unknown
Apparent Age: 60-70 human years
Resides: The North Pole
Marital Status: Happily Married to Santa
LBB said:
on November 27, 2006 at 3:35 pm
I know what you mean. Every time my dog farts I contemplate taking her to the glue factory.
jane said:
on November 27, 2006 at 5:04 pm
So I was thinking to myself, “self, Bug is so cute & sweet, you need to go visit her blog.” And here I am & I’m reading about boogers & farts! As weird as this will sound, I’ve never thought of cat’s farts. I know dogs farts stink and when I was little I got blamed for my dog’s fart at my parent’s party. But it wasn’t me, I swear. Pig farts stink to high fuckin’ heaven!! Our pig farts when she runs (just in case you were wondering)
That teddy bear thing is so cool. I hope Rachel will take her picture with all the teddy bears.
Serra said:
on November 27, 2006 at 10:46 pm
Aw, no, don’t Febreeze the fuzzybutt–try switching her to dry food if she’s not there already.
Melissa said:
on November 28, 2006 at 7:19 am
I agree with Serra. For some reason, cat farts are much more rank when they’re eating wet food as opposed to dry. My 12-yr-old cat had to be taken off wet food–she got it once a night for weight issues–because she farted in her own nose a couple of times while cleaning and came up with this startled look of disgust on her face. She also ran the humans out of the room with her gassines. Once we took her off the wet food, the farts aren’t noticeable.
I have noticed that cats have the uncanny ability to fart on demand and do so when they’re upset with their humans…and those are rank! The worst thing about cat farts: they’re silent and deadly. You never know where it came from if there’s a crowd…but the cat knows and they’re already out of the room!
LaDonna said:
on November 29, 2006 at 7:56 am
What Stephanie said. Also, Santa Claus’ first name is Kris (Chris) as in Kris Kringle.