Brain Dump

Well I had a nice long post written up about tons of ways to use white vinegar to clean. Somewhere between Finish-town and Publish-ville it got sucked into an internet worm hole and disappeared. *sigh* So y’all are off the hook for today but once I get a spare half an hour again you’ll be hearing from me on the subject ;) Oh goody goody eh?


No one tell Maria (The Hotness’s daughter) but I almost killed her damn Beta fish Thor. In my defense that little shit is so ungrateful to have his bowl cleaned. Instead of just going on into the “holding cup” he busted out an Olympic style high-jump directly into the empty sink. Thank god I had the foresight to put the stopper in. But all is well now, he’s alive after much flopping around and me thinking “Fuck I hope they have more red betas at Wal-Mart right now” while trying to catch his slippery ass. Stupid fish.


I’m really hungry, today’s big meal was a bag of Bugles from Circle K. Does anyone other than me still eat those things? Well anyway I’ve been informed that we’re having Panda Express for dinner tonight because of it’s close proximity to Home Depot…bring on the Orange Chicken!


Daddy’s gonna be here tomorrow! I’m really glad because honestly my fucking house has turned into a full blown Peyton’s Place and I need someone here that has their head on square. My dad is the shit…I <3 him big time. Not to mention this’ll be the first time he’s seen our house (go figure he waits till we destroy everything).


I wish I could describe the disjointed feeling I’ve had going on lately. It really sucks. My karma is shot to hell and I just feel sapped. But whatever, I’ma go enjoy me some highly processed Chinese food and then spend money on house shit. See y’all tomorrow!

7 Comments »

  1. LBB said:

    on October 31, 2006 at 2:32 am

    Yes. You are the only Bugles eater in AZ.

  2. Melissa said:

    on October 31, 2006 at 6:56 am

    OMG OMG I love bugles and orange chicken. I hope you’re enjoying the dad visit. Rawk on with those bugles LOL
    Oh and happy Halloween!
    muah

  3. Phelan said:

    on October 31, 2006 at 7:23 am

    Sounds like you are having a hard time. Have fun with your dad’s visit.

  4. Amy said:

    on October 31, 2006 at 8:04 am

    Ok, seriously, LOVE orange chicken… love it!!!! Bugles… eh… not so much. Sun Chips aren’t bad and I kinda put them in the same category as bugles.

    Happy Halloween!!

  5. Big Sis said:

    on October 31, 2006 at 8:41 pm

    No… no, scenes of destruction are not a weird thing for your daddy, my bro. You all right kiddo? Thinkin on ya.

  6. Serra said:

    on November 1, 2006 at 11:58 am

    I heart Bugles!! I’m not big on chips and stuff but Bugles are the bomb! Two ways to truly adore them–fill ‘em with cheeze from the can or dip them in California Onion Dip!

    I haven’t tried Orange Chicken yet–I’m a General Tso’s Chicken girl myself.

    Hm, wonder if I can talk mom into splitting a humongo order of it…

  7. jane said:

    on November 1, 2006 at 5:24 pm

    Don’t forget, Mercury is in Retrograde, everything feels disconnected. (except my fat!)
    Orange chicken, bugles…I’m stahvin now!
    Well, about the fish, I thought it was some sort of computerized pet cuz you said BETA, right? So I didn’t think it was a real fish til you mentioned the sink stopper & it floppin around. I’m glad you didn’t kill it, but in reality, it would’ve been suicide. But, of course, you never could have told Maria that.

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