Hi, My Name Is…
My little truck is named “Putt Putt” because…well…that’s the noise it makes. It’s a putt-putty kinda truck. My Firebird (R.I.P.) was named “Hell Bitch” after the Capitan’s horse in Lonesome Dove because she could kick some serious ass and had an attitude from hell.
So, do you have names for your vehicles? If so what are they?
< pissed off mini-rant edit >
Dear MORON 4 Doors Down,
Get your fat ass out of your piece of shit truck and go knock on the god damned door. Stop honking repeatedly because apparently it’s not making whoever is in the house come out of the house any fucking faster. In fact it’s just making me want to slash your tires with my letter opener and strangle you with your Christmas tree air freshener.
kthxbye,
PMS-y Girl Down the Street Trying to Work
< / pissed off mini-rant edit >
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RisibleGirl said:
on October 27, 2006 at 7:43 am
**snort** you have the funniest word verification words.
I don’t have a name for my car. Neither does my husband. Just more proof that we’re a little strange…
Jono said:
on October 27, 2006 at 9:20 am
Of course you made the blogroll, it was never in doubt.
(Normally I’d have put this in a reply to the email notification but my SMTP server is being a jackass.)
The Chad said:
on October 27, 2006 at 9:22 am
No names. Though an X-GF seemed to like to name everything. I think she named her truck Fred. She was weird.
absent.canadian said:
on October 27, 2006 at 1:40 pm
My car is named “car”, with a lower-case “C”. Ironically, my wife’s car is also named “car”, with a lower-case “C”.
My motorcycle’s name is “bitch”, for many reasons.
Colleen said:
on October 27, 2006 at 7:27 pm
Oh my…MY first car was named Putt-Putt! It was a 1982 Toyota Tercel, and was ten years old and had 100K in miles on it by the time I was driving it. We don’t have a name for my suv, but we call it “the truck” all the time. We call my husbands car BB - short for Blue Bullet - guess what color it is!
Serra said:
on October 27, 2006 at 10:44 pm
I have trouble thinking up names for things–soap, cats, dogs, ex-men…I just don’t name the car, then when necessary I call it obscene names that I won’t repeat here.
Call me lazy but it works.
tom said:
on October 28, 2006 at 8:22 am
I am not the only one but I call my car Sh-t Box cause that’s what it is! I hate horn beepers. I could just see the CSI team now, “It appears that the victim was stangled with a mint scented air freshner”
Rebel said:
on October 28, 2006 at 7:49 pm
I hate when fat asses do that. I feel like kicking their asses and slapping them upside their heads.
Lindsey said:
on October 30, 2006 at 10:51 am
One of my good friends named my car “The Handbasket.” He said that the way I drive is going to kill us, and since we’re going to Hell in a handbasket, that must be my car ;-)!
Bethy said:
on October 31, 2006 at 7:23 am
Well my little old Storm is now called the Ghetto Mobile. I’ve had it since forever and a day. It’s a 93 and we only kept it for Tim to use as a work car because, it gets like a million miles per gallon. Well a few years ago, some asshole hit my Storm in a bar parking lot (I wasn’t out drinking, I was at work) and left. No idea who the SOB was that damaged my poor little blue car. Well being that I had just taken the comp and collision off the insurance for that car because the deductibles were higher than it was worth, the poor little thing was left dented. It was hit so hard I found it sideways in it’s parking spot. You ought to see this bitch when someone smashes her car. Let me tell you I ranted and raved for weeks. Needless to say my poor thing is a bit rusted now from the lovely Ohio salted winter roads. Well Tim had spilled sugar loaded coffee on the stereo buttons leaving them all stuck. Only got 1 chanel, wasn’t bad but soemtimes lame. So Tim decides to buy a new stereo. hahaha Nothing like a 1993 Storm that is all smashed in and rusted jammin’ through Lisbon with it’s new stereo. Such a shame, it was such a cute little car. So it went from being my GoJo mobile to Ghetto Mobile.