Comments on: Hi, My Name Is…

By: Bethy

Bethy — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 14:23:52 +0000

Well my little old Storm is now called the Ghetto Mobile. I’ve had it since forever and a day. It’s a 93 and we only kept it for Tim to use as a work car because, it gets like a million miles per gallon. Well a few years ago, some asshole hit my Storm in a bar parking lot (I wasn’t out drinking, I was at work) and left. No idea who the SOB was that damaged my poor little blue car. Well being that I had just taken the comp and collision off the insurance for that car because the deductibles were higher than it was worth, the poor little thing was left dented. It was hit so hard I found it sideways in it’s parking spot. You ought to see this bitch when someone smashes her car. Let me tell you I ranted and raved for weeks. Needless to say my poor thing is a bit rusted now from the lovely Ohio salted winter roads. Well Tim had spilled sugar loaded coffee on the stereo buttons leaving them all stuck. Only got 1 chanel, wasn’t bad but soemtimes lame. So Tim decides to buy a new stereo. hahaha Nothing like a 1993 Storm that is all smashed in and rusted jammin’ through Lisbon with it’s new stereo. Such a shame, it was such a cute little car. So it went from being my GoJo mobile to Ghetto Mobile.

By: Lindsey

Lindsey — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 17:51:14 +0000

One of my good friends named my car “The Handbasket.” He said that the way I drive is going to kill us, and since we’re going to Hell in a handbasket, that must be my car ;-)!

By: Rebel

Rebel — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 02:49:56 +0000

I hate when fat asses do that. I feel like kicking their asses and slapping them upside their heads.

By: tom

tom — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 15:22:46 +0000

I am not the only one but I call my car Sh-t Box cause that’s what it is! I hate horn beepers. I could just see the CSI team now, “It appears that the victim was stangled with a mint scented air freshner”

By: Serra

Serra — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 05:44:48 +0000

I have trouble thinking up names for things–soap, cats, dogs, ex-men…I just don’t name the car, then when necessary I call it obscene names that I won’t repeat here.

Call me lazy but it works.

By: Colleen

Colleen — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 02:27:21 +0000

Oh my…MY first car was named Putt-Putt! It was a 1982 Toyota Tercel, and was ten years old and had 100K in miles on it by the time I was driving it. We don’t have a name for my suv, but we call it “the truck” all the time. We call my husbands car BB - short for Blue Bullet - guess what color it is!

By: absent.canadian

absent.canadian — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 20:40:30 +0000

My car is named “car”, with a lower-case “C”. Ironically, my wife’s car is also named “car”, with a lower-case “C”.

My motorcycle’s name is “bitch”, for many reasons.

By: The Chad

The Chad — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:22:20 +0000

No names. Though an X-GF seemed to like to name everything. I think she named her truck Fred. She was weird.

By: Jono

Jono — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:20:55 +0000

Of course you made the blogroll, it was never in doubt.

(Normally I’d have put this in a reply to the email notification but my SMTP server is being a jackass.)

By: RisibleGirl

RisibleGirl — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 14:43:45 +0000

**snort** you have the funniest word verification words.

I don’t have a name for my car. Neither does my husband. Just more proof that we’re a little strange…