Rabbit Foot Anyone?

You guys I’m the luckiest muthafucker alive right now! Seriously. About a week ago The Hotness’s daughter Maria asked if I would go to the doctor with her. I agreed because I was past due for a trip to this particular type of doctor myself….you know…the one that rhymes with mine-o-cologist.

Well as the week went on I’d randomly remember why I really didn’t like going to these places to begin with. To the guys reading; I don’t know if I can compare the experience with anything but lets just say there are vices and pliers involved…and not in the good power-tool-y way you’d think. It’s so uncomfortable and I know it’s the right thing to do but day-um you’d think after hundreds of years of medical advancements and all this great technology they have those folks would have made some more user friendly…um…tools. But I digress.

Last night Maria comes to me and says “We can’t go tomorrow because I have an important lesson in class and I can’t miss it.” Y’all I think a choir of angels busted through my roof with a robust Halle- fucking -lujah chorus. Today is a good day; I’m saved from the stirrups. I know that it’s inevitable that she’ll reschedule us and I’ll end up at that place eventually but I feel like I’ve gotten a “get out of jail free” card

In other lucky news, I had another great big slew of people bid on Room #813! There were quite a few familiar faces who had bid and it was like hacking a limb off only choosing one. But I cowgirl’ed up and made a pick like any shrewd landlord must sometimes. So without further adieu I’d like to introduce Amy from Amy’s Musings! She’s actually on my blogroll but it’s time she gets her ass out in the spotlight for a week right? Anywhoot, If you have a moment g’head and click over to see her

Thank you to everyone else who bid, you make the blog feel all warm and fuzzy inside

::Apropos of Something::Tiny Voices In My Head::Slightly Drunk::It’s My Life::Bitchy Mikey Mike::Driving Barefoot::

::Am I Famous Now::Advertising For Success::All Night. Org::A Pile of Dog Bones::Tricia’s Musings::

::Useless Advice from Useless Men::One Old Green Bus::Sue Darroch and Matthew Didier’s Paranormal Blog::

::The Grocery List from Hell::The Blue Panther Experience::Suspension of Disbelief::The Foo Logs::Pickled Tink::

Ok, y’all I’m off to do something exciting with my newfound lucky day…like balance my checkbook or do the dishes…