So I’m officially an internet radio personality people Every Monday night at 11pm EST/9pm MST I’ll be airing on KMRL - Mojo Raido Live with my own little show called the “Back in the Day Buffet”! If you like oldies, rock n’ roll and the sound of really great music then this show is for you. You can tune in tomorrow night if you’d like and listen to me make an ass out of myself on the internet

Two ways to listen:
Click here to use the play button on the station site.
Click here to use the play button on the Live 365 Site.
(if you need help just holler in the comments)

Tomorrow is also 9/11/2006, it’s been five years since that incredibly fucked up day. I remember that shit like it was only yesterday though. Here at AIS I’ll be participating in the 2,996 Project which is a massive tribute project where bloggers who signed up get assigned a name of a victim of 9/11 then honors them on their blog.

I hope everyone had a great weekend, I’m still sick but such is life right? Thanks for all the words, I’ll be adding them in soon! And don’t forget about our little friend up there in Room #813…go visit her today and see what’s shakin’!

A couple days ago I installed a word verification thingy on here because I was sick of moderating 300+ comments a day that wanted to give us all low prices on cialis, Asian p0rn and home mortgages. I know, I know I’m totally holding out on you.

So I installed Peter’s Custom Word Verification Plugin for WordPress. Fully customizable and easy to install n’ use.

I already have some words in there (as you can tell) but I wanna add more…as they say variety is the spice of life.

So what words would y’all like to verify your posts with?

Here I thought that I was all done with those damn Meme’s.
Tough titty for me eh?
Here ya go Jono:
1. Stick- In the Mud
2. Bottle- Caps
3. Mint- Toothpaste
4. Camera- Phone
5. Trolley- Tracks

That says “Hey internet fuckin’ Tag me wouldja?” If so I’ve taken off my clothes and burned them all…no more sign. Sheesh! So all my memes are down below but first I’ve got all sorts of stuff for ya’s!

We got us some fresh blood in Room #813 guys, Jen from Maldita, Bratinella has moved in with us for the next seven days! From what I understand this Filipina beauty is getting hitched (can’t you just hear all the guy’s hearts breaking?) ! So hustle on over and wish her congrats on that if you have a spare moment:) The big thank you link list is down at the bottom of this post…

I’ve had a crappy sick sort of week so far which I’m hoping to god stops before the weekend hits. I had to make a pretty big life changing decision a couple days ago and I can’t really talk about it right now but once things settle down I will. I know it’s an asshole thing of me to say that and not tell y’all but I have to take this step by step.

Today I finally went to go visit my grandmother after not seeing her in awhile. I feel like a dick for not going over more (we live about 20 minutes away) but it seems like by the time I start one day a whole week has gone by and I’m just dazed and confused. While there she tells me that she’s on MySpace. *nods* My 74 year old grandmother has a MySpace account. I’m actually at a loss for words on that one.

Ok onto the Memes. How the fuck I managed to get tagged with 3 of the same Memes in a span of like 2 days is beyond me. I must have pissed off the interwebs pretty badly eh? But as you ask so shall ye receive…here we go:

Here in meme-land you get five words and you have to list the first thing that pops into your head… it’s like Rorschach for bloggers. To the left are the words they gave me, to the right are my answers

Meme #1
This one is from Amy

1. chagrin - bad drivers

2. vodka - anger

3. dimples - smile

4. uterus - evil

5. armpit - stinky

Meme #2
This one is from Binary Blonde

1. strawberry - Fields Forever

2. beach - ball

3. happy - go lucky

4. candle - in the wind

5. tattoo - pain

Meme #3
This one is from Jade

1. Insurance - fraud

2. Argue - make up sex

3. Head - *snicker* um, hat…yeah…hat

4. Diet - soda sucks

5. Rain - drops falling on my head

Ok I’m not going to tag anyone with this. BUT if you feel left out and want to play along for whatever twisted reason then feel free to say I tagged you and use the words below:

1. fart
2. moon
3. butt
4. crack
5. ass

Annnnd to wrap all this trivial mess up, thank you to everyone who bid on Room #813
Winged Emotion::Scooter McGavin’s 9th Green::Its MY life…as uninteresting as it may be!::justdawn::

The Grocery List From Hell ::No Fear of Falling::Suthern’s Place::Oeuvre of Passionate Hands::

The Lost Girls::Forever 17::Not Bean::The Foo Logs::Pontifications of Cynicality

It’s already Wednesday, having Monday off has thrown me for a total loop. But I am one step closer to Friday so I reckon I’ll just shut my trap and go with it.

The other night I went with The Hotness’s daughter and her friend to play pool at a billiards room here in Tucson. While we were there a girl who was wearing an outfit I wouldn’t even let near my body (and that’s saying something) was playing pool with her boyfriend. At first I didn’t pay much mind to them but then something caught my eye. She had one of those Bluetooth things stuck in her head and wore it the whole 6 hours we were there. Lil’ Miss. Bluetooth would constantly futz with her hair on the side of her BT in a very showy way in what I thought was to make sure everyone around saw it.

And of course we all did. I’m sure she got a nice sense of self satisfaction when she busted me staring at her as her back got a little straighter and a weird smirk crossed her face. But if she would have known what I was thinking in my head I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t have felt quite so high on the hog at that moment. Now I’m sorry folks but how fucking important are you to walk around a very loud and very smoky pool hall at 11 o’clock at night with a phone attached to your head flipping your hair away from it every two seconds? While playing pool? And of course making sure everyone notices.

Seriously, give me a break. And god forbid if whatever call you are so anxiously awaiting is so important then your ass should be back home where it’s quiet or in…hell…I dunno a coffee shop. The whole time we were there she didn’t get one call. My cell phone was ringing off the hook buried somewhere in my purse but after 8pm I don’t touch that sucker with a ten foot pole. And I’m also not taking it out and waving it in the faces of everyone in the room. But to each his own right?
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Halloween is my favorite holiday, I love dressing up and when I was little I always had some great costumes. I’ve noticed the stores are already putting out their Halloween stuff guys and I’m totally stoked to get movin’ towards the big day.

The only problem is I hate shopping at places like Wal-Mart for Halloween costumes because none of them ever fit and they have a really craptastic selection for adults. It usually consists of chintzy costumes that come in such unimaginative and generic names like “Witch” or “Princess”. So totally not my bag y’all, I wanna stand out and look hot for the upcoming spooky season.

So, I jumped on my broomstick computer and went to check out Yandy Lingerie’s selection of sexy Halloween costumes. They have costumes of all sorts…from a smokin’ Cinderella to sexy Rainbow Bright (y’all remember her?) and everything in between! They even have sexy plus size costumes as well!

It took The Hotness and I almost an hour to look at everything, they have so many great costumes for both men and women. After many rounds of paper rock scissors we picked out one which I’ma show y’all below and bookmarked another just in case we have more than one party to go to…can’t show up in the same thing twice dontcha know! Yeah, I take my Halloween that seriosuly.

So I picked out the Private Sexy School Girl Costume as my first choice *grins* I received the same great service from them that I did before, fast shipping and well sealed packaging so that my goods didn’t get trashed in the mail. The costume came complete with the cute top, the short n’ sassy skirt and a matching tie!

Both the shirt and the skirt fit great, the tie was a little big for my skinny chicken neck but I found a string of pearls works with the outfit just as well. We picked up a pair of knee high white socks at a local store and are on the hunt for the perfect pair of Mary Janes to top it off right. I’m gonna be ahead of the class when it comes time for the trick or treaters to start making their rounds

Oh yeah….The Hotness gives this costume a big fat A+