The Hotness and I have come to the conclusion that we are living in Satan’s armpit. It’s hotter than hell in here, very damp and muggy and smells pretty bad (then again the smell could just be our own sweaty stank). We have gotten to the point where we straight up leave the house during the day and the only prerequisite for where we go is they have to have central air. Yesterday’s trip was to the library and Lowe’s:
Monsoon season in Tucson sucks ass to begin with because it takes our normal dry heat (which I love) and turns it into a humid heat (which I abhor). I don’t do humidity; I avoid the rest of the country like the plague because they have that stuff. The real kick in the nuts is that apparently our armpit of a home is under a rain-proof bubble. The rest of Tucson gets poured on daily and our neighborhood is bone dry…with the exception of the drippy sweat tracks I leave in my path. So Mother Nature I’m pleading with your ass, either give me some rain too or bloody well fuck off wouldja? kthxbye.
I think The Hotness and I need to make some more friends, one’s with good central air…any takers? We’ll even bring over some chips and dip
Moving on…I do believe the people on Rent My Blog must be outta their damn minds. I’ve seen people charging over 100 credits and when you look at their stats their (in some cases multiple) previous renters got ZERO clicks! Those people could have gotten better traffic just assigning their credits into the rotation. It’s sad really. The worst part is that since I’m such a Jew (and I am part Jewish so don’t think I’m going all Mel Gibson on your ass) with my credits that I don’t get to rent very often.
Apparently their readers aren’t as cool as mine 
(that’d be you…yup…you…ya think I don’t see you sitting there? muhahaha!)
Anyway, if you haven’t gone over to visit the guy that’s up in Room #813 (yeah I know boy cooties, I promise I’ll spray when he leaves but he is putting the seat down so don’t get too ruffly) then hustle on over to The World of Chad and see what he’s up to today!