In Case You’re Wondering

Someone recently asked in the comments:
“Are you exercising those fingers for July 29th?”

You bet your sweet pa-toot I am folks!
My fingers are going through vigorous preparations:

-There’s the Finger Pushups for strength.

-Finger Yoga for spiritual balance.

-And I’ve even busted out my copy of Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing from high school for speed and agility.

-All that combined with a good lotioning everyday just to get these digits toned and ready to type the hours away for a great cause on July 29th!

It would help if was a polydactyl, but I don’t think I’ll be able to swing something like that in time.

Now, the real question is after the Blogathon is over who’s gonna come give my poor fingers a massage?

Pssst…did you see where the donations are? $497 folks, that’s pretty damn impressive! Y’all friggen’ rock! If you haven’t donated yet you can click here to sponsor me! Or you can go visit my new renter Laci!