This is the last day for Win It! So get those entries in so I can get this stuff off my desk and to a winner already! Sheesh!

Hope everyone is having a great weekend, I’m dying bleach spots out of a pile of t-shirts our piece of shit god damned mutha fucking pathetic excuse for a lovely washing machine ruined. What’s everyone else up to this weakened?

Like my new word? Blork is like a blogger who’s a dork…yeah. I don’t really think it’ll catch on either but what the hell…may as well use it once and get it over with.

Fellow bloggers I must ask– Do you get really excited when you find yourself on someone’s blogroll? Especially when it’s someone who isn’t on yours already? I do, which leads me to believe I’m a dork, or blork, whatever trips yer trigger.

By the way if any of you haven’t gone forth and Googled to find the answers to this week’s Win It! you’d better hustle the fuck up because it’s gonna be over tomorrow at midnight (MST)! There’s some sweet San Fran goodies up for grabs and they could be yours and it won’t cost you a dime to get ‘em!

Also on a strange note: Our guest in Room #813 has gone *gasp* 404! Rae, what happened buddy? You’ve got me worried, 404 es no bueno dude!

Ever have one of those days where you are wicked late for a big meeting? You get in the truck and halfway down the road you realize you only have one earring on and only one eye has mascara on it? You realize you forgot your brush and the windows are down because your AC went out last spring so now your resemblance to a sweaty Bride of Frankenstien is rather uncanny? You look in the mirror and notice that the bags under your eyes are darker than the bag on your shoulder and could probably hold more as well?

Yeah.

Someone pass me a beer and go visit Rae.

Millitary Household Goods dropped off The Hotness’s stuff yesterday that was shipped here from his old house in Philly. I know for a fact that there were 11 big boxes in the shipment when it left PA. I counted them…twice.

Yet after the delivery yesterday we now have 12 big boxes in the living room. We busted open the extra box to find a metric ass-ton of someone elses Jockies and a whole buncha socks.

So, if you’re in the millitary and are currently going commando (harhar) cuz yer missing all your undies….they are sitting in my living room next to my christmas cactus waiting for you to claim them.

That is all.

Well I’m still not back up to par but I got this email and since father’s day isn’t too far behind us I figued instead of bitching to y’all about dying I could give you a small chuckle instead Don’t forget to go check in on Rae and say howdy. Since I’ve been holed up in my sick room and spraying everything with Lysol he’s been posting away over at his blog Bone of Contention.

Who’s Your Daddy?

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