Works. Got the house, got the keys, got ‘er dun.

I’m so emotionally exausted from having to be a dick all day that I just want to take a nap. But there be some moving to do so I reckon I’ll be burning the midnight oil…just come by and poke me every once in awhile to make sure I stay awake. And if anyone wants to sing me a little song that’d be cool too

Still no keys. Underwriter is a moron. Not feelin’ too good about this deal.

I’ll keep y’all updated.

So, just finally finished the “Da Vinci Code”. I figured I’d see what all the damn fuss was about. Nice story, kinda shitty writing skillz (then again that’s like the pot calling the kettle black), took forever for me to get into it. The whole thing was kinda “Meh-ish” to me…then again this is coming from a girl who thinks the Nacy Drew books rox some serious fuckin’ sox.

But what’s this I hear about a big fuckin’ hullabaloo going on now…people loosing their faith over this book?

The loosing the faith thing really worries me…I need those fuckers to be in church on Sunday mornings so I can get my shopping done at Wally-World without the usual crowds running around bumping into me which is the norm the other 6 days a week. Stay in church people for the love of God!

Did anyone else read this sucker? Tell me your thoughts and opinions…
Do you call bullshit? Overreaction? Mass stupidity?
Or is it a story with some truth behind it? *cue creepy conspiracy music*

What?

Oh, hi there.

Yeah, we were supposed to close on the new house and get the keys on Friday.

Since we have to be moved out of here and done cleaning this place by tomorrow.

What’s that?

Oh, yeah…we still don’t have the keys to the new house.

I dunno, I’m pretty sure I can get the entire house moved and have this one spotless in one day.

Yeah…I think I’m crazy too. Now if you’ll excuse me…

*resumes running around screaming & waving arms in the air*

I haven’t done this particular writing exercise in forever…and I’m too lazy to go back in my archives and find the last one so here’s a quick run down of how this shit works:

I see people all around me having problems, feeling blue, needing advice. However, I’m not able to just give them what they need due to whatever circumstance. So I do Anon Advice here and it gets it off my chest. Sometimes the intended will read them, sometimes they won’t. Either way I want it out of my head. So here we go:
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