Not to get all political and shit but I read this last night (go read it…I’ll wait).

After getting over the initial shock and anger of the situation I realized that for all the money we are pumping into our little “war on terror” we still have terrorists here at home that are preying on children. How much money are we spending on stopping those sick fucks El Presidente?? Surely not billions of dollars. Methinks we’ve forgotten the battles we have yet to win here at home and are too damn busy fucking with other peoples shit and trying to tell them how to live.

Ironic twist? He WORKS for fucking Homeland Security. I’m beyond disgusted.

Heh, so I’m glad everyone enjoyed the April Fools thingy. Y’all have to excuse me with that one…I’m usually the dumbass that gets the joke played on me. It was a nice change of pace. Although I noticed a whole lotta people didn’t actually read the whole thing before contacting me about sending over blankets and binkys. I’m surprised I didn’t get a virtual ass-kicking by a few folks to tell the truth. But I’m glad to know so many of ya’s would be supportive if I ever lost my damn mind had kids of my own

Moving on…

I’m still coughing up a lung but luckily the weird wheezing thing has stopped. I’m sounding less and less like RuPaul everyday! The Hotness is still coughing as well but it’s starting to slowly improve.

“So does this mean we have to wait 9 months for a new post ?” -Keith
Shaddup…it took all the energy The Hotness and I had to play that mean trick on you! Actually to tell y’all the truth I have 4 posts still in draft form waiting for me to pick one and buckle down and finish. But that doesn’t seem to be happening very fast now does it?

Also, new template is on hold until this rush design job I got last week is done. What’s the old saying? “A good mechanics car never runs.” Same principal–just substitute mechanic for web designer. My site looks like hell….but everyone else’s is purdy. Mebbe if I pay myself and put an outlandish deadline on it the damn thing will get done.

***Edit*** I found Jade! Thank goodness!

Finally, where the fuck is my Jade? One of my favorite bloggers is no longer showing up for me! Would y’all do me a flavor and click this link and let me know if the site comes up for you? I’m getting ready to send out the posse to find her if the site is really not there!!

Most of you may know that I’ve got a very verbal denial of ever wanting to have kids. They require me to be selfless at basically all levels and we all know how selfish I can be. I always say how I like the idea of being able to hand people’s little ones back when I’m done oohing and ahhhing over them.

Very few of you know that secretly I’ve always wanted babies. Nothing would please me more than to stay home and do nothing but care for wee ones. Having my own kids to watch grow would be the best thing in the world. I put on a big show of denial for who knows what reason–I think I’m just scared. I want to be able to invite my friends to my baby shower and have all of us decorate the nursery that will house my first, second and maybe even third family addition. I want the formula, diapers, burpings, strollers and nighttime songs in the rocking chair.

Well my dear friends, it looks like I’m going to get it all…that’s ok read it again, I’ll wait. *beams* I’m pregnant!!!!!! Damn it feels weird just seeing myself type it. But long story short I missed the real time o’ the month (not the day o’ stats) and after about a week I started to get worried. Went out and got three of those home test kits and well, you know the rest. I go to the doctor’s office to get it confirmed on this coming Tuesday!

I’m really hoping this all goes well with the family; they can be sorta judgmental sometimes. The Hotness is just beside himself happy He’s already started looking up names online and has re-run his search on the MLS for houses with four bedrooms instead of two. I’m scared, excited and just nervous as hell all rolled into one…he’s all giddy and sweet.

This would also explain my sudden quitting of my favorite thing in the world to do…smoking. The Hotness agreed with me when I said that there should be no reason for either of us to continue to smoke since it’s not only bad for us and the baby but it’ll help us save money as well.

One of my best friends Danger is doing something cool and I think I’m going try and do it as well. She’s decided to take pictures of her belly at certain intervals during the pregnancy. I’m going to try and one up her on those by starting much earlier (and so one day I can pull out the pix and show my kids what their mommy’s belly looked like pre-strechmarks):
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