March Day o’ Stats

It’s that time of the month again…and no I don’t need any Midol kthx. Let’s cut to the chase shall we because the Buggie is still feeling kinda…well…Buggie:

Reporting Dates- 03/01/06-03/31/06

-Unique visitors- 883

-Number of visits- 2193

-Day with Most Visits- On the 25th 124 of ya’s showed up here
(Methinks it had something to do with this)

-Highest Visitor Number from Non-English Speaking Country- Switzerland takes the cake with 98

-Average Visit Time- 9 Minutes and 45 Seconds

-Highest Used Visitor Operating System- Windows with 78.9%

-Highest Used Visitor Browser- IE with 42.6 %, FF at 34.5 %

-Highest Traffic from External Link- Bunny’s Babblings link to AIS sent over 62 people :)

Search Results
-16 for Nick Hubbard Jewellery
(get it here)

-3 for “bugs bunny on crack”
(Is nothing sacred anymore? I can understand a search for say–Whitney Houston on crack…but Bugs Bunny? C’mon.)

-3 for “stupid people never cease to amaze me”
(Me either buddy, get used to it.)

-3 for the IP address “213.33.239.9″ which I so gracefully condemmed to banned hell.
(Apparently this particular spammer gets around. What a dirty rotten whore.)

-2 for “intext smelling farts”
(What. The. Fuck.)

-2 for “boarhog upholstery”
(Folks, there’s no accounting for taste in this world–really.)

-1 for “indian bedroom jokes”
(As opposed to the ever-popular indian kitchen jokes?)

-1 for “you must believe in summer”
(Oh I must? What if I want to believe in winter instead? Then what?)

-1 for “i m an asshole”
(Why yes, yes you are.)

-1 for “summer love - damn 5 - remember 2 summer love”
(I have no idea what this is, any suggestions? I’m guessing it’s some sort of teeny-bopper wind-talker bullshit that I’m to old to even begin to comprehend. That or…well I dunno.)

-1 for “tviokh”
(Erm, ok. I quit.)

2 Comments

  1. stephanie said:

    on March 31, 2006 at 2:59 pm

    how does someone looking for “tviokh” end up here?

  2. Tara V. said:

    on March 31, 2006 at 9:14 pm

    LMFAO @ What. The. Fuck.

    I’m glad you’re feeling better!

    xx

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