It’s that time of the month again…and no I don’t need any Midol kthx. Let’s cut to the chase shall we because the Buggie is still feeling kinda…well…Buggie:

Reporting Dates- 03/01/06-03/31/06

-Unique visitors- 883

-Number of visits- 2193

-Day with Most Visits- On the 25th 124 of ya’s showed up here
(Methinks it had something to do with this)

-Highest Visitor Number from Non-English Speaking Country- Switzerland takes the cake with 98

-Average Visit Time- 9 Minutes and 45 Seconds

-Highest Used Visitor Operating System- Windows with 78.9%

-Highest Used Visitor Browser- IE with 42.6 %, FF at 34.5 %

-Highest Traffic from External Link- Bunny’s Babblings link to AIS sent over 62 people

Search Results
-16 for Nick Hubbard Jewellery
(get it here)

-3 for “bugs bunny on crack”
(Is nothing sacred anymore? I can understand a search for say–Whitney Houston on crack…but Bugs Bunny? C’mon.)

-3 for “stupid people never cease to amaze me”
(Me either buddy, get used to it.)

-3 for the IP address “213.33.239.9″ which I so gracefully condemmed to banned hell.
(Apparently this particular spammer gets around. What a dirty rotten whore.)

-2 for “intext smelling farts”
(What. The. Fuck.)

-2 for “boarhog upholstery”
(Folks, there’s no accounting for taste in this world–really.)

-1 for “indian bedroom jokes”
(As opposed to the ever-popular indian kitchen jokes?)

-1 for “you must believe in summer”
(Oh I must? What if I want to believe in winter instead? Then what?)

-1 for “i m an asshole”
(Why yes, yes you are.)

-1 for “summer love – damn 5 – remember 2 summer love”
(I have no idea what this is, any suggestions? I’m guessing it’s some sort of teeny-bopper wind-talker bullshit that I’m to old to even begin to comprehend. That or…well I dunno.)

-1 for “tviokh”
(Erm, ok. I quit.)

Bug and The Hotness are:

A. In hell.

B. Trying to figure out how to install a Sump Pump in our noses.

C. Trying Mucinex for the first time at the suggestion of a friend (if this doesn’t work there will be bitch slappings–you know who you are).

D. Walking around looking like Bug’s been on a 10-day coke snorting binge due to the crappy-tissue-chafing-effect.

E. All of the above.

If you chose E you are a very wise grashopper. I hope everyone is having a lovely non-chest/head/nose infection-y week. Meh.

Both The Hotness and I have some sort of vile germy sickness that was sent to us straight from the pits of hell (or more precisely my little brother). I have a headache, sore throat, cough, and have been making funny wheezing noises when I breath, talk, sleep, walk, and just about anything else you can think of. It blows. With that said we’re both going to try and keep things work wise pretty low key until we feel better. I know I have tons of emails to anwser and I apologize I haven’t yet folks, but I’m too busy feeling sorry for myself and using up tissue by the metric ton. I swear as soon as I can sit upright without hacking away like Doc Holiday in Tombstone I’ll be back in business. And there will be a new layout here too. And yeah.

Make sure you wash your hands after reading this…don’t need y’all getting sick too.

New Layout– hang tight

I got smacked! Tonight I checked my comments on the previous post and had a small heart attack when I read that someone had come over here via IT2M. The only thought running through my head was “Oh holy fucking shit they reviewed me and it sucked. I’d better go get my bucket of smelly fish and the boot and go stick my head in the oven.” Yeah, I expect the worst at all times…it’s the Jew in me

Much to my surprise I actually got 2 smacks. Which is –I must say– a damn sight better than fish or a boot so I’m pleased as punch right now! Trust me 2 out of 5 ain’t bad considering some of the things I’ve seen happen to folks over there. They are a brutal bunch.

Bitter Bitch was kind enough to do the review and the general consensus of everyone was they don’t like all the white and its plain. Which that’s no surprise…I don’t like the all the white too and I swear once my muse shows up again I’ll do something pretty.

Thank you to Bitter Bitch for the review and to all the folks over there that commented with their thoughts. I’m taking your suggestions to heart and will liven this place up