February Day o’ Stats
Pre-Post Note: Yesterday while looking over the visitor statistics for AIS I got a helluva chuckle. Then I realized my statistics alone are worth a post for themselves. So, from this day forward on the last day of every month come hell or highwater AIS will have a Day o’ Stats! Can you feel the excitement? Can you? I can. So, anyway….by the power vested in me by the mighty Awstats program I officially declare today Day o’ Stats!
-Reporting Dates- 02/01/06-02/28/06
-Unique visitors- 751
(jeez there’s a lot of lurkers here…I’d better stop walking around in a towel!)
-Number of visits- 1437
(or mebbe they keep comin back because of the towel…)
-Day with Most Visits- On the 20th 106 of you showed up here
(and I forgot to put out the cheese and crackers–my bad)
-Hour with Most Overall Visits- The nine o’clock morning hour was most popular with 366 of the total monthly visits
(shouldn’t you fuckers be at like work or something?)
-Highest Visitor Number from Non-English Speaking Country- Germany 35
(Dank zum Lesen meines Blogs. If I said that wrong or insulted your cat/mother/next door neighbor blame these guys)
-Average Visit Time- 6.816666666666666667 Minutes
(I have noting witty to say about this but hang on because the search results list is comin’ up and it’s shocking!)
-Highest Used Visitor Operating System- Windows with 83%
(Gates is takin over the world yo…fo shizzle)
-Highest Used Visitor Browser- IE with 44.8%, FF at 39.3%
(*evil chuckle* FF is catching up)
-Highest Traffic from External Link- Bunny’s Babblings link to AIS sent over 59 people
(kick ass! thanks girl!)
Search Results
-15 people showed up here looking for ‘nick hubbard jewellery’
(get it here)
-12 people were trying to find ‘indian ass fuckers’
(sorry to disappoint the anal community…I just say fuckers a lot)
-14 people were on a quest for ‘Everclear lyrics’
-3 people were lookin’ for ‘indian super butt’
(Does anyone else get the mental image of a little butt wearing a cape?)
-4 folks ended up here via ’shortest word with a b c d e f’
-2 searches for ‘how about a nice big cup’
(…of shut the fuck up?)
-1 lost fucker was trying to find ‘indian meet with peas’
(would you like fries with that?)
- 1 search for ‘indian dentist porn’
(dude, someone likes the dentist a little TOO much)
- 1 idiot was trying to find out ‘how to snort aspirin’
(I’m not sure what that’s all about–snort Coke just like everyone else man–seriously)
-1 person was looking for ‘photos of sheepshit’
(all I gotta say is EWE gross! *chuckle*)
Ok enough of that…there’s tons more but you and I both must get back to work now. Here’s to a lovely March–Cheers! 
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Wench said:
on February 28, 2006 at 11:46 am
You have dentist porn here??? Where have I been all this time?!?!?!?
dr said:
on February 28, 2006 at 3:27 pm
I had some sick bastard looking for “daddy fucking 10 year old daughter” stories. Geezus.
I had the IP address and called the FBI with it.
They were so thankful I called them.
Perverts like that need to have their balls torched.
stephanie said:
on February 28, 2006 at 5:02 pm
what i want to know is why that guy would be looking for photos of sheep shit?
3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said:
on March 1, 2006 at 5:55 am
LMAO! Those are hilarious! I don’t know how you find out all that information, but I love it! I vote for a post like this at the end of each month!
Now which post is your Dentist Porn???
3T
Jade said:
on March 1, 2006 at 7:00 am
I am wondering about the dentist porn too!
I only show up cuz I like Bug. I guess I am boring like that! lmao
Bethy said:
on March 5, 2006 at 11:16 am
All I can say to that post Bug is
hahahahahahahahahahahahah you had me rolling.