February Day o’ Stats

Pre-Post Note: Yesterday while looking over the visitor statistics for AIS I got a helluva chuckle. Then I realized my statistics alone are worth a post for themselves. So, from this day forward on the last day of every month come hell or highwater AIS will have a Day o’ Stats! Can you feel the excitement? Can you? I can. So, anyway….by the power vested in me by the mighty Awstats program I officially declare today Day o’ Stats!

-Reporting Dates- 02/01/06-02/28/06

-Unique visitors- 751
(jeez there’s a lot of lurkers here…I’d better stop walking around in a towel!)

-Number of visits- 1437
(or mebbe they keep comin back because of the towel…)

-Day with Most Visits- On the 20th 106 of you showed up here
(and I forgot to put out the cheese and crackers–my bad)

-Hour with Most Overall Visits- The nine o’clock morning hour was most popular with 366 of the total monthly visits
(shouldn’t you fuckers be at like work or something?)

-Highest Visitor Number from Non-English Speaking Country- Germany 35
(Dank zum Lesen meines Blogs. If I said that wrong or insulted your cat/mother/next door neighbor blame these guys)

-Average Visit Time- 6.816666666666666667 Minutes
(I have noting witty to say about this but hang on because the search results list is comin’ up and it’s shocking!)

-Highest Used Visitor Operating System- Windows with 83%
(Gates is takin over the world yo…fo shizzle)

-Highest Used Visitor Browser- IE with 44.8%, FF at 39.3%
(*evil chuckle* FF is catching up)

-Highest Traffic from External Link- Bunny’s Babblings link to AIS sent over 59 people
(kick ass! thanks girl!)

Search Results
-15 people showed up here looking for ‘nick hubbard jewellery’
(get it here)

-12 people were trying to find ‘indian ass fuckers’
(sorry to disappoint the anal community…I just say fuckers a lot)

-14 people were on a quest for ‘Everclear lyrics’

-3 people were lookin’ for ‘indian super butt’
(Does anyone else get the mental image of a little butt wearing a cape?)

-4 folks ended up here via ’shortest word with a b c d e f’

-2 searches for ‘how about a nice big cup’
(…of shut the fuck up?)

-1 lost fucker was trying to find ‘indian meet with peas’
(would you like fries with that?)

- 1 search for ‘indian dentist porn’
(dude, someone likes the dentist a little TOO much)

- 1 idiot was trying to find out ‘how to snort aspirin’
(I’m not sure what that’s all about–snort Coke just like everyone else man–seriously)

-1 person was looking for ‘photos of sheepshit’
(all I gotta say is EWE gross! *chuckle*)

Ok enough of that…there’s tons more but you and I both must get back to work now. Here’s to a lovely March–Cheers! :)

6 Comments »

  1. Wench said:

    on February 28, 2006 at 11:46 am

    You have dentist porn here??? Where have I been all this time?!?!?!? ;)

  2. dr said:

    on February 28, 2006 at 3:27 pm

    I had some sick bastard looking for “daddy fucking 10 year old daughter” stories. Geezus.
    I had the IP address and called the FBI with it.
    They were so thankful I called them.
    Perverts like that need to have their balls torched.

  3. stephanie said:

    on February 28, 2006 at 5:02 pm

    what i want to know is why that guy would be looking for photos of sheep shit?

  4. 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said:

    on March 1, 2006 at 5:55 am

    LMAO! Those are hilarious! I don’t know how you find out all that information, but I love it! I vote for a post like this at the end of each month!

    Now which post is your Dentist Porn??? ;-)

    3T

  5. Jade said:

    on March 1, 2006 at 7:00 am

    I am wondering about the dentist porn too!

    I only show up cuz I like Bug. I guess I am boring like that! lmao

  6. Bethy said:

    on March 5, 2006 at 11:16 am

    All I can say to that post Bug is
    hahahahahahahahahahahahah you had me rolling.

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