H to the Izzo
My mom called me last night and informed me that she’s ended up getting herself roped into teaching Mexicans how to speak English at the community center where she lives. (FYI for those just joining us, my mom is an English teacher)
After about a half an hour of her telling me about the class in detail I finally cut in:
“Mom.”
“Yeah?”
“Are you going to teach them to cuss in English?”
“BUG! THAT’S HORRIBLE!”
“Well, seriously now mom. Think about it, what if they are driving in traffic and they cut someone off. And that person pulls up along side of them and tells them to ‘fucking watch what they are fucking doing before they fucking kill someone’. Your students won’t even know what’s being said and more importantly they won’t have the proper verbal arsenal to counter-attack with!! ”
“Well….you DO have a point. Why don’t I teach them what the words are, then say…teach them that the proper response is ‘God Bless You’.”
So, folks if you happen to get cut-off in traffic by a Mexican and you pull around to give them the what-for and they bless you–just know that my mother had something to do with it and I apologize in advance.
Now if I could just get her to teach them how to say “Fo Shizzle Muh Nizzle”….
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dr said:
on February 2, 2006 at 10:18 am
I know how to cuss in their language, it’s fun to see the shocked reaction.
Bug said:
on February 2, 2006 at 10:29 am
*chuckle* Yup, my fave is if I’m in a store and they start to talk about me right next to me thinking I don’t understand them…the reaction is priceless when I tell them I comprende their bullshit and to stfu ;0)
Morgan Lee said:
on February 2, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Meh im sure they know allt he swear words already i know the german swear words haha its first thing you learn :).
When reading your little reinactment couldn’t help imagine you as a child lol, then the long line of expletives came in and bang there was fully grown.
Random i know lol
Jade said:
on February 2, 2006 at 5:59 pm
I remember in rocky point once a couple of guys were making comments about my girlfriends and I. We all understood what they were saying and responded back to them, rudely mind you, in their own language and the looks on their faces were pricelss! LOL
I am sending this post to my mom. She’s an English teacher and this is hysterical!
Danger said:
on February 2, 2006 at 10:31 pm
LOL!!! Girl I love yer blog… I can always come to get a laugh
((hugs))