Universal Truth #1,349

When there is a South Beach Diet promotion table set up at Wal-Mart and the lady running it is grossly overweight Bug will have forgotten her camera at home and cannot document the sheer irony of the situation.

  1. That’s about like them choosing a lady with corn yellow teeth to hand out samples of Crest Whitening Strips…lol

  2. Isn’t that the way it always is tho? Like, Dr. Atkins was grossly overweight when he died….wtf?

  3. UGH south beach diet sux anyway heh

  4. My fab friend … I’m gonna have to slap your wrist for being at WalMart in the first place.

  5. I once belonged to a gym that had an employee with a big butt.
    That would be like a person with a hole in their neck selling cigarettes.

  6. What else could you expect from walmart. :)

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