The Griswalds Ain’t Got Shit on Us
Ahhh family vacation…children screaming…migrane meds being passed around and that ever pleasant scent of ass that lingers in the car from driving 15 hours straight with 3 girls, an old guy, and a baby.
That’s right folks I’m on vacation. In fact I’m on vacation in Denver, CO whose state slogan happens to be:
“Welcome To Colorful Colorado”
I’m still trying to decide if they are referring to the scenery or if it’s in regards to the part of the trip where The Hotness’s granbaby upchucked Strawberry Crepes in the car (they looked the same coming out as they did going in). The jury is still out on that particular line.
Anyway, while here I was given the opportunity to ski. As a blonde and a self admitted klutz, I was pretty sure this was not going to go well. However, after taking a few falls and getting snow in places it shouldn’t be (ever), I’ve realized that it ain’t that hard. As long as I have Icy Hot and some liquor at the end of the day I’ll totally do it again.
So, this is it for now…I’ll tell ya more once I’m back at my desk in sunny Arizona. Have a safe and happy new year y’all!
Cheers Bitches,
Bug
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Morgan Lee said:
on January 2, 2006 at 4:02 pm
Cool, Skying is the thing to do :), much easier then snowboarding less balance required and its can be just as fun :).
:O the infamous car journey haha gotta love em as a kid and hate em as an adult :).
Have fun have ya on the flip side
Tara V. said:
on January 2, 2006 at 8:47 pm
LMFAO @ the smell of ass…been there, done that!
Happy New Year to ya all the same
xx
Melissa said:
on January 3, 2006 at 7:49 am
OMG ROTFLMFAO You are killing me with ass. I’m glad you got to go, it sounds like aside from puke and ass you had a lorverly time
Can’t wait to “talk” to ya!!
Dodie said:
on January 4, 2006 at 6:42 pm
lmao…..sounds like you had a lot of fun even though things were “happening” that you could’ve lived without…lol
Happy New Year hun
Sis said:
on January 7, 2006 at 12:05 am
It’s been snowing for 4 days…but life trucks on in these parts…and it don’t smell like ass in a car….it smells clean and very very good…why does the myth of northern misery persist? Oops…shhhh…don’t breathe a word..the north is clean and smells goooood….can’t have that getting out….property taxes you know.
xo