Holy Sheep-Shit Batman!

Hey whaddya know? It’s me! You must excuse my prolonged absence and shitty update post because well….I’ve been busy. Amid the Sharpie being missing (which come to find out is an epidemic…someone call FEMA) and my father opting out of collecting his lottery winnings due to a one time fee of $150 I don’t think I’ve had time to pick my nose properly since the “Oh Crap” post.

So, you wanna know what I’ve been up to since? Good, because I’ma tell ya…

For starters I did find a dress ($24.99 at Forever 21), pictures to come later.

We were late getting out of Green Valley because someone *cough* The Hotness *cough* took forever to get ready. Once we finally made it down to S.V. we stopped at a liquor store to pick up some wine for the host. Did they have pre-chilled wine? Hell. No. So, with that in mind I’d like to show you this:

How redneck are we?

That is The Hotness driving 65 miles an hour down a 2-lane country road with the bottle of Bernkasteler Kurfurstlay Auslese 2003 (good shit) sticking out the sun-roof of the car. We. Were. Late. Anyway all in all the party was fun, met a bunch of new people etc etc. The Hotness has demanded that I let you all know that his method of sun-roof chillin’ actually worked *rolls eyes*

Moving on…The Hotness and I went and ate at Red Robin at some point in the last couple weeks and our waiter (who was really cool btw) named Jay was awesome enough to strike a pose for the camera (can’t you just feel the awesomeness oozing from this guy?):

Big Pimpin

Next, Dad just recently aquired a storage-box-thing for us to store fire extinguishers and all of his crap in *chuckle* It got delivered. The guys did “Manly Box Moving Stuff”. I took pictures:

Meh

Sebastien who is obviously not into this whole “Up Before Noon on Saturday” thing.

Yahoo for Connex

Draggin’ the box into place

Bug Can't Remember My Name!

The operator who I think was named Ben Ken Bob Jeff Erm I’ll get back to you on that…

We also went to Bisbee over the weekend so I could pick up a disk from a client, while putzing around we saw this:

Someone needs a job

Yes that is a dog, cat, three mice and a bird. Only in Bisbee…

Hmmm…what else…when The Hotness and I first got together he was living up in Denver. While there he got himself a pair of Wranglers because he knows I wear them and love them. Yesterday he wore them and I love it:

Drool

Wrangler Butts Drive Me Nuckin’ Futs

Last night we did our Christmas shopping, and thanks to the fact that I’m fully aware that I have adult ADD and made a detailed list we finished it all in about 3 hours. Came home and wrapped it…SHA-BAM I’m done with 6 days to spare!

Ok I’m done for now…but go here right quick…it’s cute.

5 Comments »

  1. Sis said:

    on December 19, 2005 at 6:27 am

    Yay…good to put a smiling face on The Hotness…the “front” one that is…

  2. Jade said:

    on December 20, 2005 at 9:26 am

    lmao at the smiley!

    I love a wrangler butt too, but I can’t get hubby to wear them! waaa! Lucky girl!

    Oh, the Hotness’ way of chillin’ the wine is truly unique to arizona! How do you think I cool down extra hot french fries for the children?! LOL

    I am jealous that you are finished! I’ve still got some last minute shopping to do and all of my wrapping to do!

  3. Bug said:

    on December 20, 2005 at 10:09 am

    Big Sis-
    I’ll send better photos soon…I can’t believe I haven’t already! *smacks head*

    Jade-
    *chuckle* You’d better put the pressure on for them wranglers! It did get the wine down to a nice temp. I’m just glad we didn’t pass any cops! And hun finished for me means I bought shit and wrapped it….we didn’t deco the house really and I know you did so you have a perfect excuse for running late ;)

  4. stephanie said:

    on December 22, 2005 at 11:40 am

    wait…i’m confused. who is this wrangler dude?

  5. Bug said:

    on December 22, 2005 at 11:48 am

    The wrangler dude above is my boyfriend who is referred to on this blog as “The Hotness” :)

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