Ahhh family vacation…children screaming…migrane meds being passed around and that ever pleasant scent of ass that lingers in the car from driving 15 hours straight with 3 girls, an old guy, and a baby.

That’s right folks I’m on vacation. In fact I’m on vacation in Denver, CO whose state slogan happens to be:

“Welcome To Colorful Colorado”

I’m still trying to decide if they are referring to the scenery or if it’s in regards to the part of the trip where The Hotness’s granbaby upchucked Strawberry Crepes in the car (they looked the same coming out as they did going in). The jury is still out on that particular line.

Anyway, while here I was given the opportunity to ski. As a blonde and a self admitted klutz, I was pretty sure this was not going to go well. However, after taking a few falls and getting snow in places it shouldn’t be (ever), I’ve realized that it ain’t that hard. As long as I have Icy Hot and some liquor at the end of the day I’ll totally do it again.

So, this is it for now…I’ll tell ya more once I’m back at my desk in sunny Arizona. Have a safe and happy new year y’all!

Cheers Bitches,
Bug

Usually we wash our bird Candy in the kitchen sink but the other day she got her shower in the shower! Checkit:

This is Candy all nice and dry right before the drenching

Here’s Candy and The Hotness (naughty bits removed of course) under the water

Getting the Royal Treatment Towel-Off (goofy lookin’ when wet eh?)

Other than trying to drown the bird we’re desperately trying to finish up this week as we’ll be leaving for Denver on the 27th. Back to work I go…have a great day y’all!

I’m not one to shove my ideals down others throats, because honestly whatever floats someone’s boat is their business. I’m not trying to start a debate here…so if you don’t like what I have to say please just come back tomorrow and I’ll have a shiny non-political post for you. Promise
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Hey whaddya know? It’s me! You must excuse my prolonged absence and shitty update post because well….I’ve been busy. Amid the Sharpie being missing (which come to find out is an epidemic…someone call FEMA) and my father opting out of collecting his lottery winnings due to a one time fee of $150 I don’t think I’ve had time to pick my nose properly since the “Oh Crap” post.

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More to come soon but this’ll have to do for now:

-My father “won the Spanish International Lottery” *snort*.
-I can’t find my damn black Sharpie.
-There is no Pepsi in this house. I must remedy this.