AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! This day. Ugh. That is all.

This morning I woke up to the sound of The Hotness’s alarm clock…around 7:00-ish. Jumped out of bed and made coffee, checked email and got into the shower. Out of the shower, put on makeup, styled hair and got dressed. I was all energy, ready for the day, gonna kick some ass on this ever growing to-do list that is plaguing me.

The Hotness left for Phoenix to do some business and I’ve successfully sat here since then and gotten absolutely nothing accomplished.

What the fuck happened eh?

So “Operation Host Thanksgiving for the Family and Don’t Fuck it Up” was succsessfully completed. The turkey was good, I have TONS of leftovers which will be given away to some folks down in SV who can actually use them…the bird behaved herself and there was no family drama.

Candy, The Hotness and I are all sitting here in the office just trying to de-compress. The general consensus is that we all feel as if we’ve been hit by a very large truck. Twice. But all in all it was fun.

I’m going to lie down and sleep s’more but check out the little mini-apple turkey that The Hotness made for the tables:

til everyone gets here and I find out if I am retarded for having everyone over for such a big holiday. The house I must say is spotless, yesterday The Hotness and I cleaned and got quite a few projects out of the way. I informed Candy this morning that she is allowed to sqwak all she wants until the guests arrive and after that to cork it because we’ll add stuffed Cockatoo to the menu in a hot minute *chuckle*

Minor scare when we moved the TV into the living room, plugged the cable box in and it didn’t work. After some tense clicking of the remote we were able to get it to work again…dunno…I guess ol’ Murphy was just fucking with us to see how we’d react. The Hotness is sore, as am I. We’ll both need a vacation after this I suppose. Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving y’all and be safe

*sigh* If only… |inline