Never made it to any of the halloween parties last night…after dinner with friends at Applebee’s I just couldn’t drege up enough energy to crawl into the dress and do my hair. I think I’m getting old *shudder* So, instead of partying down last night I came home and read AIGA Graphic Artist tax guides and worked on a clients site until 2am. Whoo-hoo eh? I know, I can feel the excitement.

So, that said…your hostess is going to crawl in bed with a stack of PC Mags and take a nap because damnit it’s Sunday and I just don’t feel like doing anything ;o)

Porn is cool and all, seriously…if that’s your thing. Spamming SAHM’s (stay at home moms) tagboards with porn ad’s is not cool. What’s really not cool is being the host of the said SAHMs who have been hit. The last two days quite a few members of the CGC have been hit by a chick named ‘Jennifer’ who really wanted us all to know about the updates to her dirrrrrty site. Some of these CGCers are my clients some are clients of another really good host in the CGC. Either way these girls didn’t want this crap on their site.

Not only was Jennifer spamming these girls but she was snaggin’ IP addy’s left and right which caused a great deal of techie madness. So, there were quite a few girls who were changing their IP’s this weekend. Although this was a huge pain in the ass and it pissed everyone off beyond all belief one of these fine SAHMs never lost her sense of humor…go see her message to this porn-o hussy.

Due to the fact that every fucking Halloween party is being scheduled for the 29th I have come to the conclusion that I’ll be going as a saloon girl. I have the dress leftover from the days I used to work the rodeo raising money for scholarships (that’s a story for another day) so I reckon I’ll go get some fishnets and hope for the best. *burp* Pictures shall be posted so ya’ll can giggle ;o)

It’s cold. And I sure could use that $12grand right now:

Hang on tight ya’ll this post is gonna be a doozy!

Look at those two photos above. One is obviously me, the other…obviously NOT me. In fact, that is Uma Thurman (for those who are living under a rock). Yesterday at the dentist one of the ladies came in and said to me “We’ve talked about it and we’ve come to the decision that you look like Uma Thurman.” I’m guessing the “we” was her and the mouse in her pocket…or possibly the other dental assistants…who knows. Anyway, this is not the first time that this has happend to me. One night while at a local mexican joint the hostess who was seating us placed our menus on the table then turned to me and said…take a wild guess… “You look just like Uma Thurman!” I don’t see it…Rich doesn’t see it, Sebastien doesn’t see it. I flat don’t get it. What do you think?

Moving on. I hate peas. With a fiery passion…just the thought of them makes me want to hurl. Big time. Anywhoot, today I arrive at Rich’s house for a little visit and he goes to the fridge to get something to eat. What he pulled out is seriously making me reconsider our relationship. Like can I even allow myself to be seen in public with this man?

He apparently made him some mac n’ cheese and put some tuna in it…which is ok, no bigs I’ve eaten it like that a million times. However, he’s crossed the line…the man put PEAS in there with the tuna and mac…he has defiled all things holy about mac n’ cheese. Even worse he had me try some (I only agreed after he picked the peas out and I closely inspected for anymore offending green things) and god lemme tell you what- it’s a good thing he’s hot otherwise my ass woulda been gone-out-the-door-been-nice-knowing ya because that shit was disgusting. Even with no peas present in the bite there was pea flavor. PEA FLAVOR IN THE MAC!

I think I should at least call Dr. Phil and find out if this is going to pose a problem somewhere down the road….

That’s right, just got back from the el-dentist-o. Root canals aren’t as bad as everyone said they’d be…didn’t feel much of anything actually. Only problem is I’m still numb and trying to answer the phone which is going something like this:

“Arret First-th Fire Equifpment-th, thif isf Sarah how can I helpf you?”

*snicker* Of course I tell them to please be patient with me as I just got back from the dentist but I’m pretty sure everyone is thinking we’ve started hiring “special” people to do our office work.

The dental assistant was pretty cool, I got to see the nerve when they pulled it out…looked like a little string of chicken fat or something. Should have brought my camera so I could properly gross you all out I suppose ;o)

Onto other things…

I got a letter from the Arizona Girl Scouts yesterday. They are lookin’ for volunteers to be Troop Leaders. Now, after I finished laughing ten minutes later, because really…who the fuck would put ME in charge of kids? I decided that just because I don’t want to do it doesn’t mean someone else might not be interested. So, if you are crazy cool enough to want to help out and are in Arizona please contact the Sahuaro Girl Scout Council at 520-327-2288 :o)

Finally, I’m tired hungry and am eyeing this apple fritter by my desk so I’m going to go eat it and probably drool on myself then take a nap…feel free to hang out here just don’t make too much noise ;o)