I Shoulda Been a Contender

Scratch that contender bit and insert mutha fuckin’ dentist. Yesterday I took the boy to get his teeth checked out as I found out that he’s insured through my mom’s work. All I gotta say is thank god for her insurance because the total bill came out to $4,187.00. The boy is now under threat of death if he doesn’t floss and brush at least twice a day.

I’ve always been overly anal about my teeth being pretty. I brush twice a day and have always had pretty good reports from the ol’ dentist when I had checkups. In my life I’ve had a total of 4 cavities. Anyway, since I made Seb’s appointment I figured I should make one for myself as well. I knew I had a cavity oddly enough under a filling that had been put in. Long story short the dentist who did the original filling fucked it all up and now I have done something called “abscessed” and need a root canal. *sigh* Let’s all say it together now: “Sarah’s procedure is costing $1,636.53 and she doesn’t haven insurance!”

I go on monday, however at my new dentists advice I’m going to be writing a letter of complaint to the old dentist informing him in nice words that he really sucks the big one….hard. So all in all insurance or not those guys are gonna bite a big chunk (no pun intended) out of my savings. I really need to talk to my boss about a dental plan …muhahaha!

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