Lil’ Letter

(Kids cover yer eyes)

Dear Asshole Who Leaves Empty Vodka Bottles on Our Property-
I don’t mind drunks, really…no problems at all. Drunk driving isn’t cool either but I’m not here to preach that sermon. However, if I ever catch you driving by and tossing your bottles onto my land I will not call the police I will load my German Mouser and blow all four of your fucking tires off then send a round through your engine block. Then when the cops come you can explain to them why you were driving drunk and I will be long gone. I don’t want to clean up after you because you ain’t paying the taxes on this property.

Have A Shitty Day,
The Bitch Out in the Desert (a.k.a Bug)

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