Allrighty folks, our good buddy Mike went and got himself a dog with no name. He’s stumped and needs your help, so listen up!

We need a name. A bad ass name. A name that’ll make men shake in their little space boots when they hear it. A name that is easy to say and spell (because afterall we country folk are a wee bit slow).

Got the idea? So here’s the deal…

If you have a name for this lil’ guy then post it in the comments, make sure you use a good email address so I can get ahold of ya. Why you ask?

Well if the name you post tickles Mike’s fancy then you’re going to win some banner ad space for your blog/website/whatever over at my company website The Last Cowgirls Web Solutions. Not to mention you’ll get a permanent spot on the side bar here *points to the right*! We’ll be taking names until the 30th of this month…so ya better hustle!

Ok let’s cut to the chase, here’s the dog:

Ready? Set? Go!

Rachel has requested that her readers take the short version of the Church of Scientology’s questions for acceptance (or something to that effect). These are 20 of the 343 questions they ask the newbies:

Have you driven anyone insane?
Yeah but no one liked that person anyway…

Have you ever killed the wrong person?
Errr, I wasn’t aware there was a “right” person to kill…much less a wrong one. So no.

Is anybody looking for you?
Not that I know of but now you fuckers got me worried…thanks.

Have you ever set a poor example?
Honey I AM a poor example.

Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?
The voices are telling me to say no comment.

Are you in hiding?
*holds a pen in front of face* I am now! ;o)

Have you systematically set up mysteries?
What the fuck…I can barely tie my shoes…I can’t even spell systemaahhfuckit.

Have you ever made a practice of confusing people?
Yes…wait…no…damn it’s hot in here…can I have your number?

Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead?
Nope I took acting in highschool to avoid having to take philosophy.

Have you ever gone crazy?
I’m still there waiting to be picked up.

Have you ever sought to persuade someone of your insanity?
No, they generally come to that conclusion without my help but I hear that Mr. Cruise is doing a fine job of it for himself.

Have you ever deserted, or betrayed, a great leader?
Yes, once in school…I lead the revolt against the bitch who was class president…she wouldn’t share the swing at recess.

Have you ever smothered a baby?
Good god ya’ll…no. Off topic here, I wonder what answer to this question is considered wrong…*shudder*

Do you deserve to have any friends?
Yeah I do! I’m one badass muthafucker :o)

Have you ever castrated anyone?
Ex-boyfriend, he deserved it…really.

Do you deserve to be enslaved?
Not that I’m aware of…and who the hell wrote these questions?

Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again?
Why? Are you afraid I may tear your head off and spit down your neck? If so then guess and ask ‘em again and we’ll see….*grins*

Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real?
Yeah but it was a failed attempt…I wound up spending $200 on what turned out to be oregano…don’t ever buy weed from a 12 year old ya’ll.

Have you ever zapped anyone?
No, my zapper somehow got lost in the mail…USPS sucks. It was a cool one too…only 4 payments of $29.95.

Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so, did you spread it?
I think one of the bodies I had stashed in my trunk had crabs…those little fuckers are hard to get out of upholstery. And I didn’t spread it…I just buried the whole bitch. Teach her to talk shit about my dogs…but ya’ll didn’t hear that from me ;o)

So, there we go…that has to be on the top 10 weird-ass things list. *shakes head* Poor Katie…

One of my clients, and more importantly one of my friends has lost both her father and her uncle. Same day, different causes. I can’t just go give her a hug so I figured I could do the only thing I know how…use graphical art to express my sympathy.

Cara,
I know this isn’t much, and it’s not very good but I want you to remember the good times. Send your family all my love and I’ll be looking for two new stars in the sky tonight.
Peace from one Artist to Another,
Bug

Thank you to stock.xchng for the materials.

I can’t focus this evening. Don’t know why, the last few days it seems like my brain has decided to just up and skitz off somewhere. My head seems to be in a permanent state of fuzziness. The last few days I’ve been processing titles for a friend of mine who owns a wrecking yard. He hates doing them but I kind of like it. When I was working at Ford we had a lady named Jackie who did the titles there, she was a great lady…total hellian. I actually kind of miss her. Anyway, these titles I’m doing are mostly old cars and it’s a repetitive process, lots of writing, reckon I can see where people would be bored with it.

Maybe that’s the reason I’m just so zoned lately. I’m bored and I don’t know it! Geesh. Oh and if you happen to still be with me, do you know of any sites that have good creative writing exercises? I’ve gone through all the ones I had and can’t seem to find any sites that are good. I need to stay in practice, it’s too easy for me to just stop altogether. Actually, this blog is the only real “constant” writing I’ve done in ages. My CW journals aren’t regularly used.

I want to go dancing really really bad. I’ve been in a dancing mood for the last couple days, just nowhere to go and no one to take me. Guess I’ll have to settle for crankin’ the stereo and dancing around the office. *shakes head*

Last night I couldn’t sleep to save my life so Sebastien kindly offered to drag me along to his buddies house. Got there, cracked a beer and commenced playing Need For Speed Underground until about 5am…we went to breakfast at 6…I came home, slept for an hour, showered and then left to do above titles at 9. I haven’t pulled an all-night bender like that in a loooong time. It was cool but damn I’m tired now. Out of practice with the whole “living like a kid” scene.

Well this post is going nowhere…any links to CW sites would be appreciated :o) Hasta!

P.S. I almost forgot (see told ya I wasn’t right in the head), two new bloggers have been added to the Roll. I really like both of their writing styles. So I’m very pleased to introduce Phil McCracken and Frozen Truth!

P.P.S. Just realized how many times I used the phrase “the last few days”…I’m so diversified…*snort* Sorry.

I love summer, it means pool time…which means pool maintence…which means finding cool shit in the pool while cleaning it! Here’s the first find of the summer…if yer squimish or skeered of bugs then you need to split now.

This little guy measured in at 5.5 inches and has 40…that’s right 40 legs. He met his untimely death on the ledge of our cement pond and is now residing at the happy-centipede-hunting-grounds. The first shot is the obligatory “We gotta meausre this sucker” and the second one is him on my leg (I’m such a badass *snort*).

Stop looking all weirded out it’s just a damn bug ;o)